Who among us is not a fan of “Wang” jokes at the expense of Chien Ming Wang? The Yankees pitcher had hoped to come back from a foot injury that derailed his 2008 season only to succumb to shoulder problems. In the past week, Wang has visited Dr. James Andrews to identify and later repair the pitcher’s damaged shoulder. Joe Girardi has stated that CMW may not pitch again in the majors for 12 months. That’s why we wanted to take this opportunity to get the “Wang” jokes out of our system. Yes, we know it’s really pronounced like “Wong” but we don’t care. Here are our attempts at humor using Chien Ming Wang’s name as a euphemism for … “dong”. Below are 40 fake headlines for #40, Chien Ming Wang.
WANG SORE AFTER OVERUSE
WANG PLUNGED INTO MESSY OFFSEASON
WANG HURTING AFTER VISIT TO DR. ANDREWS
YANKS MUST HANG OUT WITH WANG OUT
SORE WANG WON’T BE USEFUL ANY TIME SOON
YANKS SHOW WANG TO ANDREWS
WANG INJURY EXPOSED BY ANDREWS
WANG FACES STIFF COMPETITION IN RETURN TO ROTATION
SORE WANG MEANS BIG PROBLEMS FOR YANKS
WANG FORCED TO AVOID YANKS UNTIL 2010
WANG GRIPPED BY ANDREWS’ DIAGNOSIS
YANKS WEAKENED DUE TO INJURED WANG
WANG NEEDS TO HEAL AFTER ROUGH SUMMER
WANG CONCERNED WITH TIGHTNESS
WANG RUBBED WRONG WAY BY INJURY NEWS
WANG SQUEEZED OUT OF YANKS’ ROTATION
WANG WEAKENED BY SORENESS
YANKS WANG EXPERIENCING SORENESS
ANDREWS: BROKEN WANG MUST BE REPAIRED
WANG HOPING TO BE REINSERTED BY 2010
WANG SHRINKS FROM INJURY NEWS
YANKS CONCERNED ARM PROBLEMS MAY RENDER WANG USELESS
WANG SPINNING AFTER ANDREWS DIAGNOSIS
YANKS WANG TO GO UNDER THE KNIFE
WANG PULLED OUT OF YANKS SHORT TERM PLANS
WANG AROUSES GM INTO TRADE TALKS
ANDREWS RECTIFIES WANG’S SORENESS
BATTERED WANG SEEKS TO REGAIN FORM
WANG’S PROBLEMS A HANDFUL FOR YANKS
WANG BENT ON HASTY RETURN TO ACTION
WANG CHOKED UP AT INJURY NEWS
WANG RATTLED BY PROSPECT OF LONG REHAB
YANKS MUST HANDLE WANG DELICATELY IN OFFSEASON
WANG SLAPPED WITH INJURY NEWS
WANG STRUGGLES TO GENERATE HIS USUAL POWER
YANKS GM LOOKING FOR WANG REPLACEMENT
WANG HARDENED BY CRITICISM, INJURY
WANG FLOPS IN 2009
UNFORTUNATE WANG SITUATION HAS YANKS SEARCHING FOR HEALTHY ARM
WANG BUSTS AT WORST TIME FOR YANKS
Tags: baseball, chien ming wang, MLB, new york yankees
don't be a racist ass hole. if you know his name is pronounced wong then pronounce it that way. i don't know your name and frankly i dont care to learn the name of an amateur beat writer with nothing better to do than make fun of one of the few asian players in the game. but if i did know your name, i would pronounce it the way that i thought it should be pronounced. how fucking hard is that?! maybe if you took it a bit more serious you might have a real column on a website that actually matters. GET A LIFE
P.S. Here's my headline for you: DICK Thinks he's actually funny (guess who i'm talking about)
hahaha this is almost as funny as the post. FYI the writer's name is Chris, so lets hear what you got.
Being racist implies that we have a racial prejudice. Can you tell me how that joke demonstrates racial bias towards anybody? You should go back to complaining about Abercrombie shirts.
Calling us racist implies that we have racial prejudice. Can you tell me how that joke demonstrates racial bias towards anybody? You should go back to complaining about Abercrombie shirts.