Stephon Marbury is a man of many words. Typically, he strings them together to creates statements that make little sense. One of my favorite examples is when he appeared to be drunk on Mike’d Up and even answered his cell phone during the taping. Since then, he’s also done an interview at a bus stop. Most recently, Starbury took the time to connect with his fans (?) by using UStream.TV. There’s really no way to preface the insanity below. Read on…
Bong hits for everyone!
Via Ball Don’t Lie:
• “John Stockton is a computer. He’s playing chess with you. He’s doing stuff to you before it even happens.”
• “We gotta bring the haters over. Once we bring ‘em over, we goin’ overpopulate.”
• “Eddie House’s kid is funny as hell.”
• “Mandarin is gonna be the language in 15-to-20 years.”
• “I’m telling you what it is: I know I’m the best point guard in the NBA. I don’t need anybody else to tell me that.”
• “Can I play lacrosse? Yeah, I can play lacrosse. Jim Brown played lacrosse.”
• “I’m not doing a movie like Bassy … yet. I got a movie coming out Christmas Day. Brooke Shields is in it.”
• “Danny Ainge, as a player, was a killer.”
• “That’s not bling! These are angel wings around my neck!”
• “How did I hurt the Knicks? Tell me how I hurt the Knicks. (pause) Exactly. (laughs) The Knicks hurt you!”
• “Dwyane Wade, you don’t guard him. You try to contain him.”
• “Can I rap? Yeah, I can rap. But I don’t. Rap is just fast talking.”
• “It’s not easy. There’s a lot of games you want to sit down, but something keeps you going.”
• “That is bull [expletive]. [Expletive] … bull. Bull [expletive]. Sheeeeeeeeeet.”
• “Nothing wrong with wanting to go home.”
