I really blew it on this one. I knew that there were pictures of Mark Sanchez at this event but I didn’t think they looked exciting. That’s because I had no idea that Mark Sanchez was growing a Joe Namath-style trucker mustache. Obviously, it doesn’t really show up that well in the thumbnails. This isn’t the first time that Mr. Sanchez has attempted to grow a mustache. But this iteration is more bold and stylish than the “dirty” ‘stache he rocked earlier in the season.
These images of Sanchez are from the Samsung 3D LED TV launch party at Time Warner Center on Wednesday. This mustache clearly indicates that Mark Sanchez puts his pants on one leg at a time — just like the rest of us. Except when his pants are on, he gets to AFC Championship games. It even looks like Sanchez has the sideburns working out pretty well. I bet you’re thinking the same thing that I am right now: this handsome devil won’t get busted for allegedly sexually assaulting a college girl in the bathroom of a bar. Still, I’d be in favor of him going the Joe Namath route of controlled sleaze.
That phase could start with a Sports Illustrated cover where he looks like Andre the Giant in a pirate shirt. And then after that, I want to see Sanchez in a pantyhose commercial and roasted by celebrities. And then after that, I want to see Hall of Famer Mark Sanchez drunkenly hit on a sideline reporter on live television. One thing is certain: Mark Sanchez is a quality, classy quarterback that has a touch on the football.
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