Mark Sanchez is quite the football player. The former USC QB took back-to-back-to-back Rookie of the Week awards and was named Offensive Rookie of the Month for September. However, CBS reporter Hazel Sanchez chose to focus on Mark’s status as a “hottie” in a recent piece.
The female Sanchez went all over the City to ask other women about the Jets’ Sanchez because “there’s no escaping the fact that he’s already a hit with the ladies.” The responses that she came back with were shocking and appalling:
“That No. 6 … he is so sexy. Oh my God!”
“He’s pretty hot. I think I’d watch football, basketball, hockey, ice skating, if he was in it.”
“Oh that butt. I can’t miss it.”
“He looks like JFK Jr. I think he’s good looking.”
“He’s like stunning!”
All the man did was become the first rookie quarterback to win his first three games — and women can’t stop talking about his looks. Frankly, I find the objectification of Mark Sanchez to be the kind of immature sorority antics that can snowball into disaster. Not really. I posted this because 1) it’s amusing and 2) nobody will ever write a crappy slash scathing Erin Andrews-style opinion piece about Sanchez on Sanchez.
Keep an eye on your hotel peepholes, Mark.
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