PLAX PAYS FOR PRISON PREP

It’s probably a smart that Plaxico Burress hired a consultant to help him adapt to prison life. One report noted that many rich people hire these types before heading to the slammer. But I have a smarter idea for Plax: hire a bodyguard/security person/posse member to hold your illegal gun and take the charge BEFORE any legal implosions. Though, it would’ve been smartest to avoid shooting himself in the first place.

Burress Weapons Charges

Via ESPN:

NEW YORK — Plaxico Burress’ lawyer says a prison consultant is preparing the former New York Giants star for life behind bars.

Benjamin Brafman tells the New York Post in a story published Saturday that the wide receiver is getting advice on “how to use his period of confinement as productively as possible.”

The 32-year-old Burress pleaded guilty Thursday to one count of attempted criminal possession of a weapon. He had accidentally shot himself in the thigh at a Manhattan nightclub in November.

His plea deal calls for a two-year prison term. Burress is to be sentenced Sept. 22.

Consultants are popular among celebrities and other high-profile people facing incarceration.

Burress caught the touchdown pass that clinched the Giants’ victory over the New England Patriots in Super Bowl XLII.

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