Clinton Portis has been known to wear costumes and wigs. So I can’t say I was surprised to see the pictures of his new style. As originally posted on Mister Irrelevant, the pictures are about a month old but have just surfaced. CP26 has certainly hopped up out da bed and turned his swag on. Mister Irrelevant attributed the look to Sisqo’s style, but I like to think it was inspired by Simon Phoenix as played by Wesley Snipes in Demolition Man.
Always bet on blonde
This swag is evidenced by his blinged out cross, bling dog tag, and extreme v-neck-with-caligraphy-writing shirt. But wait, there’s more. The man formerly known as Southeast Jerome, Sheriff Gonna Getcha, Coach Janky Spanky, The Ghost of Southeast Jerome, and Choo Choo has decided to dye his hair (including the mini tut chin beard) blonde.
Via MisterIrrelevant:
"You can't take away people's right to be assholes" -Simon Phoenix. Awesome headline by the way.