This edition of Nuts & Bolts focuses on foreign beauties. Included in this post are England’s Abigail Clancy, Australia’s Isabel Lucas, and Argentina’s Gisela Dulko. You’ll also find out what Wade Boggs has in common with poop, who Curtis Conway and Laila Ali are battling, when a penis looks like a teddy bear, and other assorted tidbits.
BEAUTY AND THE SCARECROW
Lingerie model Abigail Clancy is stunning while her boyfriend Peter Crouch is ugly as sin.
Via MrPaparazzi:
England footballer Peter Crouch and his model girlfriend Abigail Clancy spent yesterday afternoon lounging around on a beach in Italy and that’s about it.
So why are we bothering to show you the pictures of this boring couple? Well it’s a slow news day and Abigail Clancy is wearing a bikini, need we say more?
I'm starting a club called "Let's Stab Peter Crouch". Who's in?
WADE BOGGS IS POOR, KIDS LIKE POOP
Wade Boggs is also in Hair Club commercials. The Lowell Spinners have awesome promos.
Via Names:
Just a few days after the Lowell Spinners had Hall of Famer Wade Boggs pouring Miller High Life for fans to celebrate opening weekend, the team released word that it will give away 1,000 bags of “plastic poop” to children on Tuesday for its annual Politically Incorrect Night. P.I.N. had the Spinners handing out pink potholders to women last year.
Is he too dumb to get a broadcasting job?
ISABEL LUCAS IS AUSTRALIAN, HOT
I just get that old fashioned romantic feeling where I’d do anything to bone her.
Via Just Jared:
The 24-year-old Aussie actress gives one hell of a performance in Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen, in theaters TODAY. Here she is pictured at the premiere of the sure-to-be blockbuster summer movie held at Mann Village Theatre on Monday (June 22) in Los Angeles. Pre-sales for the movie were the biggest for any movie so far this year!
Isabel paired her vintage chiffon embroidered dress by Chanel Haute Couture with Dior jewelry. You can watch a recent appearance of hers on YouTube. She must be a great actress because she’s nothing like that in the movie. Phenomenal.
15+ pictures inside of Transformers break-out star Isabel Lucas…
At least Peter Crouch isn't in any of these pictures
TEDDY BEAR SHAPED PENIS
I love this story. I have nothing else to add.
Via The Spoiler:
Former Northampton Town full back Danny May – currently playing at non league Enfield Town – will undergo a three-year sex offenders’ treatment programme for flashing his todger at a passer-by while on his way to a doctors’ surgery.
The Watford Observer quotes the unnamed victim, who spoke at the witness stand at Wood Green Crown Court:
“I was aware of a gentleman walking towards me at about 11am. I was walking with my head down as it was not very nice weather.
“I looked up and thought I could see something sticking out of the waistband of his jogging bottoms.
“Then I looked up again he was much closer, and what I thought was a little doll or little teddy bear was not what I initially thought.
“I realised what I had seen was his genitalia.”
DULKO DROPS SHARAPOVA
Via TransWorldNews:
After an impressive showing at the French Open following a lengthy layoff Maria Sharapova was stunned by Gisela Dulko in the second round at Wimbledon on Wednesday, falling 2-6, 6-3, 4-6 at the All England Club.
She's a fan favorite!
HILLARY DUFF TAKES A DIP
Via JustJared:
Hillary Duff shows off her curves in a black bikini on a beach in Hawaii on Tuesday (June 23).
Looks like Hil got swept up in one of the waves. Mike, go save her!
The 21-year-old Lizzie McGuire actress is vacationing with her hockey player boyfriend Mike Comrie.
Damn. Better than expected.
CURTIS CONWAY, LAILA ALI FEND OFF MOOCH
Via TMZ:
Laila’s hubby, former NFL star Curtis Conway, has been embroiled in a financial battle with his ex, Leoria Sanamu Conway. Leoria wants more child support and she’s apparently trying to prove Conway is now rolling in cash courtesy of his wife.
Leoria is trying to subpoena Laila’s financial info, including “her ineritance or potential inheritance.” Laila and her hubby have asked the judge to block the request, aruging it’s a blatant invasion of privacy and “clearly designed to harass and burden Ms. Ali.”
FLYERS TO TAKE FENWAY
Via AllAroundPhilly:
Yes there has been a lot of speculation recently that the Flyers could be playing in the upcoming 2010 Winter Classic at Fenway Park against the Bruins.
I made a couple phone calls and exchanged a couple emails and I can now confirm that speculation is true.
The Flyers will square off with the Bruins on January 1, 2010 at Fenway Park.
BARACK’S NEXT PITCH
Via FanHouse:
On July 14, Major League Baseball will hold its annual All-Star Game in St. Louis. Before the actual game begins, though, President Barack Obama will throw out the ceremonial first pitch. It will mark the fourth time in the history of the Midsummer Classic a current president will have the honor of throwing the first pitch in an All-Star Game, and Obama will be the first one to do so since Gerald Ford took aim in 1976.
TRUMP STUNT DRAWS WRESTLING FANS
Via Variety:
The colorful business personality participated in a promotional stunt that began last week when he purchased USA Network’s “Monday Night Raw” show from WWE topper Vince McMahon in a scripted storyline. Company dubbed it the “Trump era.”
The stunt worked: “Raw” delivered a 4.5 rating/7 share, with 6.8 million overall viewers tuning in. The household rating was up 25% over the June 8 broadcast, which was watched by 5.5 million. It was the most-watched episode of “Raw” in more than seven years.
THE WORM SQUIRMS
Via TMZ:
Rodman made a deal to host a party in Tampa for four hours at $20,000. But the company that agreed to pay him claims he stayed less than three hours… and that’s why it stopped payment on the $7,500 balance.
There’s another reason why the company stopped payment — it claims Rodman and his posse racked up a whoppin’ $10,000 in additional expenses, including lots and lots of liquor.
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