Nuts & Bolts: Jessica Simpson, Eva Longoria, Gisele

In this edition of Nuts & Bolts: Jessica Simpson in a hip-hugging dress, John Henry shows off his shapely (new) wife, Eva Longoria dines out, Cristiano Ronaldo freaks out, Gisele and a gal pal, and Hillary Duff’s new gig.

JESSICA SIMPSON SINGS FOR TIGER

I don’t take the pictures, people.  I just post them.

Via JustJared:

Jessica Simpson puts her curves on display in a hip-hugging dress while singing the National Anthem at the AT&T National golf tournament hosted by Tiger Woods on Wednesday (July 1) in Bethesda, Maryland.

The 28-year-old country singer was also in attendance to support her boyfriend, Dallas quarterback Tony Romo, who played with Tiger Woods. Both superstars teed off at 6:30am and Tiger even took a bathroom break!

RED SOX OWNER JOHN HENRY PLUS SHAPELY WIFE

Note to self: get extremely rich.

Via Names:

Red Sox owner John Henry is honeymooning far from Fenway, and for the most part far from the glorious beaches and mountains of South Africa. Intead, Henry and his bride Linda Pizzuti are experiencing up-close the country’s AIDS crisis. Based on their frequent Tweets, the couple is plunging into the poignant symbols of South Africa’s apartheid past and its present struggle with HIV and AIDS. From Robben Island off Cape Town, where Nelson Mandela was jailed, Henry tweeted: “Spent the afternoon at Nelson Mandela’s cell block with one of his fellow prisoners. Incredible stories of courage and unfathomable honor.” He added later: “27 years in a tiny cell for African freedom. Robben Island…penguins cavorting this afternoon where great men labored in a lime quarry.” Henry and Pizzuti visited in Cape Town with retired Archbishop Desmond Tutu and stopped at the storied Rustenberg vineyard estate in nearby Stellenbosch. After a meal with former President F.W. de Klerk to discuss the AIDS epidemic, Henry and Pizzuti traveled across the country to Pietermaritzburg in KwaZulu-Natal Province, the epicenter of the country’s AIDS crisis. They were traveling with Mass General AIDS researcher Dr. Bruce Walker. Henry tweeted: “Ground Zero. 200 babies are born with HIV infection each day in South Africa. 1000 per year in US. Doctors here are currently on strike.”

EVA LONGORIA AT CAFE MED

Yeah, I know.  Nobody cares.

Via SplashNewsOnline:

Our cameras spotted Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria Parker leaving one of the top celebrity eateries in LA

Eva dined at Cafe Med in West Hollywood, with friends before leaving from through the backdoor, where even the chefs couldn’t resist taking a peek.

CRISTIANO RONALDO FREAKS OUT

That guy is a d-bag.

Via PerezHilton:

While in Lisbon, Portugal, on Sunday, soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo, along with his mother and sister, were photographed by a 17-year-old female fan, who had parked outside his apartment in hopes that she could get an autograph. Unfortunately for her, things became incredibly violent when Chrissy kicked the window of her car, sending shards of glass everywhere and seriously injuring the young fan.

GISELE BUNDCHEN: SEXY SCARF TIME

I didn’t write that headline but I couldn’t think of a better one.

Via JustJared:

Pregnant supermodel Gisele Bundchen and a gal pal enjoy the beautiful California sunshine in Santa Monica on Wednesday (July 1).

The 28-year-old Brazilian mom-to-be looks like she’s staying active with her baby bump barely showing

HILLARY DUFF JOINS GOSSIP GIRL

OMG

Via Entertainment Weekly:

The actress-designer-pop chanteuse will play Olivia Burke, a movie star who enrolls at NYU in search of a traditional college experience. She ends up rooming with Vanessa (Jessica Szohr) so it’s safe to say she’ll be majoring in Drama!

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