Male figure skating is occasionally ridiculous and often hilarious. From outfits to facial expressions to body positions, there’s a lot of material to work with here. Below, we’ve rounded up 19 images of male figure skaters from yesterday and captioned them. Feel free to express your hate for me in the comments. Enjoy!
“I call this look: Speed Racer joins the navy.”
“What? This is how I always celebrate.”
Paolo’s years of mime training finally paid off at the 2010 Olympic Games
“ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?”
After failing to win a medal, Viktor Pfeifer attempted to commit suicide in spectacular fashion.
“I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BONER JOKES!!”
“For my next trick, I’m going to make 90% of NBC’s male audience disappear.”
“But they told me the most embarrassing part of this would be putting on this shirt!”
“Ok, I think I found my contact lens.”
Velvet enthusiast Stefan Lindemann is one of the most notorious pickup artists in Germany
The Kazakh Face Palm is one of the most difficult moves in figure skating
“Sergei, you better put down my bedazzler before I have to scratch a bitch!”
“Cross my heart and hope to FAB-U-LOUS!!!!!”
“Holy shit, is this MY knee?”
“Next year, I want to see if I can incorporate a third collar into my outfit.”
“Oh ehm gee-ee! I TOTES forgot to DVR The Real Housewives of Mallorca!”
The fierce switch has no off position
“What can I say… my scores were hurt by lack of sequins.”
“Who the fuck is DJ Qualls?”
