By now, Colt McCoy is pretty much a household name. If you haven’t heard of him, he’s the man that succeeded Vince Young as quarterback at Texas. With the title of “Longhorns Quarterback” comes access into any panties in the state of Texas. And there are a lot of pretty girls in Texas.
Touchdown passes make you more handsome
Colt’s love life had been pretty low key until telecasts started showing a mysterious beautiful blonde. It turned out that the girl was McCoy’s girlfriend Rachel Glandorf. McCoy didn’t choose just a random hot chick — this girl is talent. She works: has a gig as an on-air correspondent for KEYE (CBS) in Austin. She’s physically gifted: was an all-state in track in high school and runs the 400 meter hurdles for Baylor. She’s smart: combine the fact that she attends Baylor with the fact that she already works… and that she got in on the McCoy action before he cashes in. Now take a look at the visual evidence:
That's why you go to football practice
This is from scene 1 of their sex tape
I'd sack that.
She's a knockout LOL LOL LOL
She's real perty... is it gay if I like her hair?
Nice work, McCoy. We have to give Rachel Glandorf the highest possible marks. Combined with Colt McCoy, they make a beautiful (well, Colt not so much) whitebread couple. If they have a kid, it will be some sort of super baby. This leaves us wondering if Colt’s brother Case will have the same good fortune with the ladies at Texas. Unfortunately for him, he’ll be behind both Garrett Gilbert and Connor Wood on the depth chart — both highly touted quarterback prospects. Also unfortunately for him, he’s an ugly MFer.
