RYAN’S FANNY DUSTER IS DOWNRIGHT DELIGHTFUL

I’m not sure if it’s for solidarity or just to look ridiculous — but a bold mustache seems to fit Brendan Ryan. Word is that he’s been growing the mustache since late July. The Cardinals middle infielder also wears high socks and has a huge chain necklace to go with the fancy facial hair. The Associated Press reports that he’s been wearing a shirt that says “Respect the Stache” too.  Basically, he’s one pair of Brett Favre Wrangler Jeans away from being on an episode of Cops. We here at BLS salute Brendan Ryan’s mustache and hope that he continues to grow that badboy.

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