BUSTING ON WANG IS GOOD CLEAN FUN

By
theOCD
Published: 31 July 2009 7:08 AM EDTPosted in: MLB

Who among us is not a fan of “Wang” jokes at the expense of Chien Ming Wang? The Yankees pitcher had hoped to come back from a foot injury that derailed his 2008 season only to succumb to shoulder problems. In the past week, Wang has visited Dr. James Andrews to identify and later repair the pitcher’s damaged shoulder. Joe Girardi has stated that CMW may not pitch again in the majors for 12 months. That’s why we wanted to take this opportunity to get the “Wang” jokes out of our system. Yes, we know it’s really pronounced like “Wong” but we don’t care.  Here are our attempts at humor using Chien Ming Wang’s name as a euphemism for … “dong”.  Below are 40 fake headlines for #40, Chien Ming Wang.

  1. WANG SORE AFTER OVERUSE

  2. WANG PLUNGED INTO MESSY OFFSEASON

  3. WANG HURTING AFTER VISIT TO DR. ANDREWS

  4. YANKS MUST HANG OUT WITH WANG OUT

  5. SORE WANG WON’T BE USEFUL ANY TIME SOON

  6. YANKS SHOW WANG TO ANDREWS

  7. WANG INJURY EXPOSED BY ANDREWS

  8. WANG FACES STIFF COMPETITION IN RETURN TO ROTATION

  9. SORE WANG MEANS BIG PROBLEMS FOR YANKS

  10. WANG FORCED TO AVOID YANKS UNTIL 2010

  11. WANG GRIPPED BY ANDREWS’ DIAGNOSIS

  12. YANKS WEAKENED DUE TO INJURED WANG

  13. WANG NEEDS TO HEAL AFTER ROUGH SUMMER

  14. WANG CONCERNED WITH TIGHTNESS

  15. WANG RUBBED WRONG WAY BY INJURY NEWS

  16. WANG SQUEEZED OUT OF YANKS’ ROTATION

  17. WANG WEAKENED BY SORENESS

  18. YANKS WANG EXPERIENCING SORENESS

  19. ANDREWS: BROKEN WANG MUST BE REPAIRED

  20. WANG HOPING TO BE REINSERTED BY 2010

  21. WANG SHRINKS FROM INJURY NEWS

  22. YANKS CONCERNED ARM PROBLEMS MAY RENDER WANG USELESS

  23. WANG SPINNING AFTER ANDREWS DIAGNOSIS

  24. YANKS WANG TO GO UNDER THE KNIFE

  25. WANG PULLED OUT OF YANKS SHORT TERM PLANS

  26. WANG AROUSES GM INTO TRADE TALKS

  27. ANDREWS RECTIFIES WANG’S SORENESS

  28. BATTERED WANG SEEKS TO REGAIN FORM

  29. WANG’S PROBLEMS A HANDFUL FOR YANKS

  30. WANG BENT ON HASTY RETURN TO ACTION

  31. WANG CHOKED UP AT INJURY NEWS

  32. WANG RATTLED BY PROSPECT OF LONG REHAB

  33. YANKS MUST HANDLE WANG DELICATELY IN OFFSEASON

  34. WANG SLAPPED WITH INJURY NEWS

  35. WANG STRUGGLES TO GENERATE HIS USUAL POWER

  36. YANKS GM LOOKING FOR WANG REPLACEMENT

  37. WANG HARDENED BY CRITICISM, INJURY

  38. WANG FLOPS IN 2009

  39. UNFORTUNATE WANG SITUATION HAS YANKS SEARCHING FOR HEALTHY ARM

  40. WANG BUSTS AT WORST TIME FOR YANKS

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