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SHAKEDOWN SHAQ: MISTRESS CLAIMS HARASSMENT

Tell me if you’ve heard this story before. A previously anonymous “model” has come forward making damaging claims in an attempt to get money from one of sports’ biggest stars. This time Shaquille O’Neal is in the crosshairs.

I almost wish that the old days of simply getting pregnant by an athlete was the best way to shakedown an athlete. The jersey chasers of 2010 have much more advanced tools: Gloria Allred, tabloids, and gossip blogs. Now a girl can make a buck for simply learning the intimate details of an athlete’s sex life. Nice work if you can get it.

Shaquille O’Neal finds himself in the unenviable position of fending off claims from alleged former mistress Vanessa Lopez and her lawyer. Lopez says that Shaq harassed her and told an associate to “shut dat bitch up.” That quote is money. The Orlando-based model says that she feels somebody is “after her.” Lopez’ lawyer Gloria Allred claims Shaq coaxed her into a relationship then freaked out when he found out she could be pregnant.

I don’t blame Shaq for trying to shut dat bitch up. Of course, O’Neal was in the wrong for cheating on his wife and potentially harassing Lopez. But Shaq probably didn’t people knowing that he was slam-dunking a girl that has been with Delonte West, J.J. Redick, and Kenyon Martin. This girl even went so far as to steal Martin’s credit card and order $6500 worth of clothes.

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WOULD A CHRIS BOSH TRADE NIX LEBRON TO KNICKS?

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We’re about five weeks away from the NBA trade deadline. With the February 18th date approaching, Chris Bosh is apparently generating a lot of interest. ESPN’s Chad Ford reports that interest in Bosh from the Lakers and Rockets could have a big impact on the LeBron Sweepstakes as well.

Sources from both the Knicks and Nets have told Ford that they don’t expect to land any major free agents unless they can pair that player with another big-time signing. He also notes that the Nets were already starting to question the prospect of a big move:

Even before the rumors surfaced this weekend, the Nets were having second thoughts about their 2010 summer strategy. A source close to the Nets’ thinking told me that they are concerned that if they don’t land LeBron or Bosh, they may be stuck in the same situation the Pistons were in last summer — with no elite free agents on the market, the Pistons were forced to overpay role players to fill out their roster.

The Knicks may also be re-thinking their strategy for 2010. The same factors may force Donnie Walsh’s hand to make a move soon or to wait until the dust settles in the 2010 free agency period. Nets team president Rod Thorn said that he expects “major deals” before the deadline. On the Lebron front, the latest rumor is that Pat Riley may go “all in” on LBJ.

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LUPICA’S LACKLUSTER LOGIC: LEBRON’S COMING TO NY

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Mike Lupica gets paid to write, but that doesn’t mean he gets paid to make sense. The senior sportswriter recently made a case for LeBron coming to New York in his Daily News column. Re-hashing nothing new, Lupica states that marketing dollars and “the chance to win it all” will deliver LBJ to New York.

Considering we’ve known about LeBron’s impending agency for years, there has been very little verified information to come out of the James Camp. So how does Lupica anchor his “new” argument? Using Tiger Woods, of course! Yes, seriously.  Lupica seems to think that LBJ will land in New York to soften the blow to Nike’s marketing cachet according to one of his mogul-type friends. Huh? Even if that did make sense, casual observers have always been aware of Nike’s desire for LeBron to play in New York — Tiger Woods scandal or not.

A guy I know from sports, a mogul-type, one who knows the NBA and knows the business side of sports even better, was talking the other day about the possibility of LeBron coming to the Knicks. He is not a New Yorker, by the way, and is not a Knicks fan. He just thinks the whole thing makes sense, and not just for the Knicks and for the league.

“I am hearing,” the guy said, “that Nike wants LeBron in New York even more than ever, because of Tiger.”

He was referring to Tiger Woods. Maybe you’ve heard about him.

So Nike wants to pass Tiger’s torch to LeBron but needs him in New York to do so? Whatever you say, Anonymous Sports Business Mogul Associated With Mike Lupica. Tiger was (is?) clearly one of sports’ biggest stars. However, it doesn’t make sense to lump LeBron and Tiger into the same category simply because they’re Nike frontmen. Sure, they both have international fame and are top individuals in their sports. But there’s a reason why LeBron endorses Sprite and Bubblicious while Tiger promoted Accenture and Tag Heuer. The potential to net over a billion dollars in their careers doesn’t make them the same guy.

This is not a case of black and white even though Lupica would like to frame it as such.  Unfortunately for him, the reasons AGAINST LeBron returning to Cleveland are not necessarily reasons TO sign with the Knicks (see the LeBron to the Bulls and LeBron to the Lakers theories).  LBJ may have a shot at more endorsement dollars in New York, but the same is true about a number of different markets.  That being said, the other half of Lupica’s argument about winning is laughable.  Does he really have a better shot to win with the scraps currently inhabiting the Knicks’ roster than with Cleveland?

A month ago, I thought Donnie Walsh had no shot at LeBron, none, forget about it. But lately the Knicks have become a team their best and most diehard fans want to watch. In the short run, as you try to imagine LeBron in New York, you can see him actually wanting to be able to kick the ball out to the Italian kid, Danilo Gallinari, because you can see how the Italian kid might end up being the best shooter in the gym one of these days.

Or there is David Lee, who plays like a champion every night, no matter what the score. If there is a way to keep Lee. There is Wilson Chandler. In November there seemed to be no hope for this season. The year ends differently.

Michael Jordan had Chicago, Kobe has L.A., why not New York for LeBron? He clearly does have a fascination with the big bad city, and with the Yankees. Maybe that “27″ on the sneakers after the Yankees won the Series really was more than an instant message.

LeBron is smart, which means he understands that as big as he has gotten, and as fast as he has gotten there, the only way he becomes as big as he wants to be is by winning it all. And maybe coming here and having at least one big player come with him is the best way.

To say that LeBron James might stake his future on Danilo Gallinari and David Lee is absurd hyperbole. While we’re fans of both players, they’re only marginally better than teammates LeBron has had in Cleveland. Unless James knows a way to wipe Eddy Curry and Jared Jeffries’ contracts from the books, Lupica’s point about winning with the Knicks is shaky at best.  Even LeBron will need more than a couple of decent supporting players to win a championship — this isn’t NBA Jam.

It’s also outlandish that Lupica claims to think that LeBron would take a pay cut so the Knicks can sign another talent. If James is going to (literally) bet the house on a team, it’s hard to believe that LeBron will choose the Knicks.  The team has only finished above .500 once in the past decade.  LeBron’s only experience with a losing season was his rookie year and his major wager could end with a similar result.

But let’s be serious. Is it even possible for LeBron James to become a BIGGER star? The answer is yes and no. First, it’s doubtful there are that many people planning on jumping ship to become LeBron fans simply because he wears blue and orange.  Second, LeBron Fatigue is already developing across the nation. The guy said he wanted to be a billion dollar athlete. He’s exhibited poor sportsmanship. He had a video of him getting dunked on confiscated. He’s also featured in the now-annoying Nike puppet commercials. James is a hair away from being considered pompous and over-exposed. Expecting to arrive in New York for His coronation might be the last straw for a lot of non-Knicks fans.

Yes, LeBron can still be the King of New York. Though that wouldn’t really elevate his stature much. As previously mentioned, he already has international appeal and maybe Lupica forgot that people love to hate it when New York wins. Coming to New York City might just make LeBron “East Coast Kobe” rather than the innocuous Midwest wunderkind he is now. At the same time, it could make it look like King James thinks he’s bigger than the game.  And that’s almost certainly the case if LeBron is willing to risk colossal failure for an incremental increase in his “legend” and bottom line.

Mike Lupica could be right and LeBron may end up in the Big Apple. However, he also parallels LeBron’s budding career with those of Tiger Woods, Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan. And when did those guys ever play in New York or take a pay cut to win?  Let’s hope this is the last time that Lupica regurgitates the logic of his anonymous mogul buddies.

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LEBRON HITS LONG SHOT, SNEAKER JACKPOT FOR KIDS

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Coming into the NBA, I thought LeBron lacked range. He certainly proved me wrong over the past few years and has developed a nice stroke from downtown. He’s even showed off his long-range prowess with an under-handed 3/4-court shot on 60 Minutes.

Well, LeBron is back at it for a good cause. He was recently at a school where he promised to gift all of the students with sneakers if he hit a half-court shot. Of course, LeBron drained it and the kids all got new kicks.

You can check out more videos of LeBron helping out kids plus video extras from his movie More Than A Game here. You can see LeBron’s ridiculous shot on 60 Minutes here.

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JEREMY SHOCKEY SEZ LEBRON IS SLOW

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He may be injury prone and overrated, but that doesn’t stop Jeremy Shockey from running his mouth. On a good day, Jeremy Shockey is one of the top 10 tight ends in the league. But he still decided to take a shot at LeBron James, the best basketball player in the world.

The neanderthal apparently has a twitter account and used it to say that he thinks King James would run a 4.9 40 yard dash. Princess Jeremy also used the 140 character message to say that he wouldn’t even make a practice squad. It’s kind of hard to believe that James wouldn’t be better than the likes of the extremely tall and catch-challenged Leonard Pope.

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It seems like LeBron would be a pass-catching tight end that doesn’t do a ton of blocking. Though, a college career in football would have probably added much-needed lower body strength to LeBron’s frame. Shockey’s claim of a 4.9 40 time for James seems outlandish. NFL centers can run the forty yard dash that quickly. For reference, Shockey came into the NFL draft in 2002 with a 4.58 to his name.

Shockey and James actually had surprisingly similar numbers in their last season of high school football. In 2001, LeBron James had 1160 receiving yards on 57 receptions with 16 touchdowns and was an all-state wide receiver as a junior at St. Vincent-St. Mary in Ohio . He quit football after that season to focus on basketball. As a high school senior, Jeremy Shockey had 1107 yards on 50 receptions with 5 touchdowns in 1998. He was an all-state wide receiver and also played linebacker at Ada High School in Oklahoma. While the level of competition may have been different, the numbers are shockingly close.

After assessing the comments, we’re going to have to chalk this one up to bitterness. Could LeBron James hack it in the NFL? Probably. Would he be better than Jeremy Shockey? That’s up in the air. But I think LeBron made the right decision considering the fact that he’s about to sign a mega-contract and is the frontman for brands like Nike and Sprite. On the other hand, Shockey’s most notable endorsements were for G-Shock watches and Hungry Man frozen dinners (below).

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RON ARTEST CONSIDERED PLAYING IN GREECE

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As you may know, Ron Artest in an international playboy. He spent quite a bit of time in China this year and even met Shin Shin (video below). Yesterday, he talked to Dan Patrick about his love for Greece.

The Lakers’ small forward said he nearly signed with the Cavs but he and his agent decided to wait it out. They didn’t have anybody call them until the Lakers inquired about Artest’s interest in signing. Tru Warier also said that playing in Greece was an option as well:

“The only other option I had was Greece. I really wanted to go to Greece but when the Lakers called, I kind of forgot about Greece. That was like one of my first options. I really wanted to go to Greece and my other option of course was Houston. But I’m not really sure what happened with Houston. Because I went to Greece like seven years ago, I got a couple friends out there and I knew I’d like the culture and kind of grew attached to Greece and always wanted to play there.”

It’s hard to imagine Ron Artest in Greece but it would probably be awesome. Though playing in Europe may have hampered his burgeoning rap career.

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BRAYLON EDWARDS GETS CALLED OUT BY LEBRON

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You may or may not know that Cleveland Browns receiver Braylon Edwards is beefing with LeBron James’ “people.” Nobody can be sure exactly how the rift began. Frankly, I’m not so sure anybody cares.

The bad blood became public this week when reports emerged claiming Edwards has punched a friend of LeBron’s. This was later confirmed by by alleged victim and LeBron. In response to the incident, King James released a statement aimed at the former Michigan receiver:

“I’ve never crossed paths with Braylon before, but it seems like there’s a little jealousy going on with Braylon and me and my friends. I have no idea why. I’ve never said anything to Braylon at all. But for him to do that is very childish. My friend is 130 pounds. Seriously. It’s like hitting one of my kids. It doesn’t make sense.”

Basically, it sounds like Braylon was mad that one of LeBron’s underlings was giving him a hard time at the door of a club. Edwards’ name was not included in the police report and there are no charges pending against him. So it looks like Braylon will avoid legal and potential NFL disciplinary repercussions. I just hope this issue is resolved with Braylon getting punched in the head.

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SHAQ SUCKS AT BEACH VOLLEYBALL

Predictably, Shaq Vs will feature Shaq losing a lot of the time. He recently challenged Kerry Walsh and Rachel Wacholder to a match and got dropped. He made a side bet that he’d run around in a pink speedo when he lost… and sort of made good on that wager. I guess I can’t really complain that he decided to go with the speedo over his clothes.

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Via PerezHilton:

Not surprisingly, Shaquille O’Neal lost to Olympic volleyball champs Kerri Walsh and Rachel Wacholder in a match for Shaq’s new reality television show called Shaq Vs.

As part of the deal, if Shaq lost, he was to run around in a pink Speedo.

But don’t get your hopes up. He copped out by wearing the Speedo Superman style.

Lame!

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SHAQ HAS BALLS SNATCHED THEN PLAYS WITH PANDAS

Shaq has been in China this week and he decided to visit some earthquake survivors. He generously gave four autographed basketballs to children who were devastated by the disaster. That’s when Shaq’s balls sparked a controversy. Here’s a blurb from China Daily:

He gave four of his teenaged Chinese fans an autographed basketball each, only to have school authorities confiscate the students’ dream gifts.

But NBA superstar Shaquille O’Neal yesterday showed his heart was as big as his stature when he sent his four fans new balls to keep.

The 7-foot-1, 325-pound Cleveland Cavaliers center first met the students for a friendly round on the court at the Mianyang Elementary Middle School in quake-hit Sichuan province on Tuesday, as part of his five-day trip to China.

The teens and their families reportedly clashed with school officials after they seized the gifts from the students.

School officials said they confiscated the balls because they wanted to keep them as school exhibits to encourage more students to “learn from the spirit of an NBA star”.

Don’t fret.  Shaq went back to the school and gave the kids new basketballs yesterday.  I didn’t really care about this story at all.  But I felt it was the perfect opportunity to throw up these pictures of Shaq at the zoo.  I don’t care if you don’t like Shaq… the guy is hilarious.  How’s my bambu taste?

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