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NUTS & BOLTS: CANSECO SEZ BIG MAC’S A BIG LIAR

And here we are, all these years later.

Jose Canseco still thinks his former Bash Brother Mark McGwire is lying about his steroid admission and is willing to have a televised “polygraph-off”. (Boston Herald)

Hey speaking of cheating liars, Barry Bonds is back in the news. His 20 year old son has been charged with battery for throwing a door knob at his mother, Sun. I guess Barry Bonds had a point when he told the media a few years back, “look what you’ve done to my son.” That being said, the guess here is that Barry puts this one on the media. (Washington Post)

The Knicks’ Jared Jeffries and Eddy Curry believe that their Oklahoma City hotel was haunted. Curry said he only slept 2 hours because of the constant disturbances, and this could be a reason why the Knicks played so poorly against the Thunder. (NY Daily News)

Rex Ryan was none pleased when Darrelle Revis was passed over for the NFL Defensive Player of the Year award for Charles Woodson. Here’s a video clip from his presser yesterday. Right or wrong, this man is always highly entertaining and pretty darn convincing. (thejetsblog)

Jets RB Leon Washington is healing ahead of schedule from the broken leg he suffered, and plans to be ready for the start of next season. (Miami Herald)

Ever hear of Wes Welker’s girlfriend, Anna Burns? Me neither, but she was named Miss Hooters International in 2005. Maybe Tiger knows her. (TheBigLead)

Shanny tabs former UFL/St. Louis Rams coach Jim Haslett to run the Redskins defense. (SD Union Tribune)

Sports super fan/hot chick, Jenn Sterger recently refuted reports over the past year or so by SportsbyBrooks and AOL FanHouse regarding her Sports Illustrated employment and a misheard comment about Erin Andrews. (Bob’s Blitz)

Yesterday, we posted about a review controversy that took place during the Penguins-Flyers game that discounted a Flyers goal. As a result of the gaffe, FSN Pittsburgh has indefinitely suspended producer Lowell McDonald Jr. (Puck Daddy)

Brad McCoy, Colt’s dad, told the press that Colt received “very good news” after visiting Dr. James Andrews regarding his injury. (Dallas Morning News)

Notre Dame receiver Michael Floyd was cited for underage drinking in Minneapolis over the weekend. (Chicago Tribune)

This year’s American Olympic sensation is skier Lindsey Vonn, who could become the first ever to medal in all five skiing competitions. (Philly.com)

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SOURCE: COLT MCCOY PROPOSED TO RACHEL GLANDORF

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Colt McCoy may have lost a big football game but he continues to win at life. The former Longhorns signal caller is about to embark on the next stage of his professional career. But before that, he also took the next step in his personal life.

Word out of Austin is that Colt McCoy proposed to his long-time girlfriend Rachel Glandorf (see more of her here). Glandorf rose to prominence after cameramen included her in shots of McCoy’s family. After that, she became an internet sensation and had to request that Deadspin take down pictures of her. She got so much buzz in that period that even Rick Reilly threw his creepy two cents in to the mix — calling her “hotter than shrimp vindaloo.”

Earlier in the week, Colt took Glandorf to dinner at a restaurant called Santa Rita Tex Mex Cantina and proposed to his long-time girlfriend. Colt’s father Brad called Glandorf a “wonderful young lady” and said that the pair had a great relationship.  In other news, their unborn child has already verbally committed to play football at Texas.

While you may not have a chance with Rachel anymore (not that you ever did), at least you can see her in the stands in future NFL games. With Kurt Warner retiring, we’re going to need a new hottie other than Brenda Warner. That was a joke. And hey, maybe Tim Tebow can find a girlfriend now that he’s going to the NFL. Or maybe not…

UPDATE: Apparently Colt actually proposed to Glandorf on the University of Texas football field

MORE ON RACHEL GLANDORF

Colt McCoy Scores Nicest POA in NCAA [BigLeagueScrew]
Colt McCoy’s Girlfriend Rachel Glandorf Now On-Court VIP, Posing With UT Cheerleaders [BustedCoverage]
Colt McCoy’s Girlfriend, Rachel Glandorf, is Having a Much Better Evening [TheBigLead]

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STINKIN’ ROSES: BREAKING DOWN THE BCS, BITTERNESS

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Colt McCoy and the Texas offense didn’t get much done on Saturday night. But it was enough to earn an invite to the BCS National Championship Game. The Longhorns will face an Alabama squad that may be peaking after stomping on Florida this weekend.

Many pundits will claim that this is just more of the “BCS mess” but that’s simply hyperbole. In the preseason poll, Texas was slotted at #2 and Alabama came in at #5. Even then it seemed as if the national championship matchup could end up being the Big 12 winner against the SEC winner with Florida at #1 and Oklahoma at #3.

The “snubbed” teams including Boise State, TCU, and Cincinnati didn’t even crack the top 10 in the preseason. Boise State’s best game was its first game. Unfortunately, they beat Oregon early in the season and the game was overshadowed by LeGarrette Blount’s punch. Could Boise State compete with Texas or Alabama? Probably. But their schedule didn’t even come close to earning them a bid for the big game. You could also argue for Cincinnati but there isn’t much there. Cincy’s best three games were against Oregon State, South Florida, and West Virginia. The Beavers were nothing more than a potential spoiler. South Florida was good but not great while West Virginia wasn’t a big enough win to overtake Texas or Alabama. The success of Zach Collaros may have detracted from the luster of their undefeated season as well. An unheralded 3-star recruit should not be able to pile up stats during the meat of the conference schedule. TCU may deserve a shot but they’re being overrated because they peaked late in the season. It’s doubtful that anybody would be whispering they should be headed to the Rose Bowl if their 14-10 win over Clemson or 20-17 victory over Air Force had occurred this past week. However, in November they beat Utah and blew out three poor opponents which gave them a lot of momentum.

Bitterness aside, this is a great pairing for the title game. Both teams have as close to NFL-caliber defenses as you can get in college football. Texas seems to have the advantage in the matchups — primarily when the Alabama offense faces the Texas defense. It wouldn’t surprise me to see a very similar game to the Big 12 Championship with Alabama getting little on offense. Texas boasts the best rushing defense in the nation and it’s doubtful that Greg McElroy will light them up through the air. However, Bama has a great chance to win if Saban can create the ideal offensive gameplan. If the Tide get off to a fast start, they could easily cruise to victory. The game may even come down to the special teams matchup. Both teams have explosive return men in Javier Arenas and Jordan Shipley (plus a few others). Coincidentally, kickers Hunter Lawrence and Leigh Tiffin are 1-2 in the nation in total points.

If you ask me (and you may not have), I say Texas comes out on top — but barely. My gut says that Greg McElroy won’t be able to get much going and Bama rides Mark Ingram. Texas won’t get much on offense either and the score will ultimately be decided by a field goal or non-offensive touchdown. Let’s say 23-20 Texas.  Now that you have our winner, here are the storylines that will be repeated ad nauseam for the next month:

Six Degrees of Saban

Both Will Muschamp (Texas defensive coordinator) and Major Applewhite (Texas running backs coach) have worked with Nick Saban. Muschamp teamed with Saban at LSU and with the Miami Dolphins while Major Applewhite was Saban’s OC at Alabama as recently as 2007. Applewhite chose the Texas running backs coach job over the Alabama OC job and potential head coaching jobs elsewhere.

Southlake State of Mind

Texas starting running back Tre’ Newton and Alabama starting quarterback Greg McElroy both played together in high school. They won a state championship at Southlake Carroll in 2005. Their coach at the time, Todd Dodge, is now the head man at the North Texas.

Recruit Me Not

In 2006, Alabama quarterback Greg McElroy was the 43rd ranked recruit in the state of Texas. He wasn’t offered a scholarship to Texas who had already locked up Jevan Snead (#8 recruit in Texas) and Colt McCoy (#73). McElroy defeated Jevan Snead and the Ole Miss Rebels 22-3 earlier in the season. Now, he’s gunning for McCoy.

Julio Who?

Other than Mark Ingram, wide receiver Julio Jones is clearly Alabama’s most dangerous playmaker. He’ll likely draw (double?) coverage from either Aaron Williams or Chykie Brown. Texas has had great pass coverage all season and it would be surprising to see Jones break out. That could open the door for WR Marquis Maze who had 5 catches for 96 yards against Florida last week. Bama exploited the fact that Maze often matched up with a linebacker.

Working the Corner(s)

Alabama has two starting cornerbacks (Kareem Jackson, Javier Arenas) that should make it in the NFL. They’ll face a tough matchup against the Longhorns’ big and deep receiving corps. Jordan Shipley (6-0, 190) is Texas’ #1 receiver, but it’s likely the Horns will go to Malcolm Williams (6-3, 220) and Dan Buckner (6-4, 215) early and often. Buckner usually plays out of a flex tight end spot, so it’ll be interesting to see if Alabama puts a linebacker or a defensive back on him.  Texas offensive coordinator Greg Davis might utilize more shotgun spread formations to neutralize Alabama’s top defensive backs and defensive tackle Terrence Cody.

Run This Town

The Longhorns have had trouble running the ball all season. They seem to be at their best when McCoy is running option read plays that allow him to either hand it off to the back or isolate backside defenders by carrying the ball himself. It will be interesting to see how they match up against a stout Alabama defense that includes behemoth DT Terrence Cody. Conversely, Texas has the #1 ranked rush defense in the nation and allows only 31.3 yards per game. Mark Ingram may have a tough time maneuvering through Texas’ monster defensive line that has a ton of depth.

Feeling a Draft

A number of soon-to-be NFLers will get (potentially) their last chance to impress NFL brass. Potential 2010 first day picks include: Colt McCoy (QB), Adam Ulatoski (OT), Sergio Kindle (DE/OLB), Roddrick Muckelroy (OLB), Earl Thomas (S), Jordan Shipley (WR), Terrence Cody (DT), Rolando McClain (ILB), Javier Arenas (DB), Kareem Jackson (DB), and Mike Johnson (G).  It wouldn’t be surprising to see Rolando McClain put forth an effort that made him a top 10 overall pick in April.

Crime & Punishment

Texas will be without D.J. Monroe and Marcus Davis for the game. With a over a month until the matchup (including the holidays and New Years), there could be even more disciplinary action before the big game. Florida’s Carlos Dunlap was suspended for the SEC Championship which may have given the Tide a big boost.

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INCREDIBLY (IN)ACCURATE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS

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College football is nearly upon us. To get you ready for the season, I’ve put together my picks along with some recent news and notes. A few teams have made news in the final days of preparation. The biggest news? USC coach Pete Carroll bit the bullet and named Matt Barkley as their starter. In a much less newsworthy position battle, Texas finally chose a running back — even though it’ll be more of a 1A/1B situation.

Now, prepare yourself for some expert analysis. I’m extremely biased and think that Colt McCoy will win the Heisman. Tebow and Bradford have a great chance to win but I doubt they can put up numbers much better than they have in the past. Voters will be hesitant to make either player the second two-time Heisman winner without mind-boggling stats. The fact that both have already won the award almost works against them. I have a penchant for looking extremely stupid, so I’ll pick darkhorse candidates too. The Oklahoma State Cowboys have a disgustingly awesome combo of Zac Robinson-Kendall Hunter-Dez Bryant. At first glance, I’d say that Dez Bryant has the best opportunity to win because he puts up ridiculous numbers (19 TDs last year). But for some reason, I have a gut feeling that Kendall Hunter could have a shot.  Drum roll please…

PICK: Colt McCoy: He completed 78% of his passes and led his team in rushing.  Did Tim Tebow do that?
DARKHORSE PICK: Kendall Hunter: He’s one of the most explosive runners in college football (career 6.5 YPC).
SUPER DUPER DARKHORSE PICK: Julio Jones: JJ = unstoppable monster.

For the BCS National Championship, I’ll put my Longhorns in there. The Horns have an extremely favorable schedule outside of the Big 12 South slate. I’d really like to pick Florida, but going 1-2 for the BCS title game is pretty weak. Oklahoma can’t play Texas (in all likelihood) and I can’t put USC or ‘Bama in the big game with green QBs. Out of the remaining top 10 teams, I like Ohio State, LSU, and Ole Miss the most. The SEC will be a slugfest, so it’ll be tough for any of those teams to make it out alive. The Buckeyes seem to have a fairly easy schedule playing in the relatively weak Big 10. The highest ranked opponent in the Buckeyes’ path is #4 USC. Luckily for Ohio State, they face them in the second week of the season at the Horseshoe. That means USC’s freshman quarterback Matt Barkley will be playing in his second game in front of 100,000 people.  As long as Ohio State doesn’t stumble against a conference foe, they have a legitimate shot at the Rose Bowl. Yep, I predict a Fiesta Bowl rematch. And pencil in Pryor for a 4th place finish in the Heisman voting. Now that I look sufficiently foolish, below are some links to recent college football happenings.

ROSE BOWL: Texas vs. Ohio State

NEWS & NOTES

Kirk Herbstreit makes Colt McCoy his Heisman pick. Vondrell McGee was named Texas starting running back.

LA Times says it’s too much, too soon for Barkley.

Florida Gators to plan to use DE Justin Trattou as a tight end in certain situation.

Miami coach Randy Shannon held a 5:45AM practice.  The U sucks now.

Former Syracuse QB Don McPherson thinks Greg Paulus will succeed. Paulus threw for 11,763 yards and 152 TDs in his high school career.

Oklahoma Sooners may be lacking receiver depth.

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COLT MCCOY CALLS QB CREEPER WITH TRASHY ‘STACHE

When Colt McCoy arrived at the University of Texas, he looked like he might be a kicker. He decided to bulk up after an injury-plagued sophomore season and then looked like a baby-faced He-Man. McCoy’s junior campaign saw him lead the team in rushing and set a new NCAA record for completion percentage. Coming into his senior season, there were only three things left for McCoy to accomplish: win a Heisman, win a National Championship, and grow an awesome mustache. Well, you can cross off one of those and the season hasn’t even started.

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McCoy showed off quite a mustache after a preseason camp session. The Heisman contender said that he was growing the ’stache as a part of a team unity exercise with the offensive line. Reactions to McCoy’s mustache were mixed. Defensive end Sergio Kindle said, “I think it’s a good change-up for everybody. I think it looks nice. He can pull it off. He’s doing it right now.” Colt was less complimentary of his facial hair saying, “Every time I look in the mirror I go ‘wow, gross.’ It’s coming off tonight.” I wonder what his girlfriend Rachel Glandorf thinks about it. You can see the original video with McCoy’s mustache on the Fox 7 website. Below are a few frames of the glorious ’stache to cherish before it’s gone. Speaking of mustaches, we’ll be growing ours for Movember this year. It’s a charitable cause to benefit the Prostate Cancer Foundation. Stuff like that makes us feel less guilty about the other 11 months of the year.  Look into it.

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Colt McCoy Scores Nicest POA in NCAA

By now, Colt McCoy is pretty much a household name. If you haven’t heard of him, he’s the man that succeeded Vince Young as quarterback at Texas. With the title of “Longhorns Quarterback” comes access into any panties in the state of Texas. And there are a lot of pretty girls in Texas.

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Touchdown passes make you more handsome

Colt’s love life had been pretty low key until telecasts started showing a mysterious beautiful blonde. It turned out that the girl was McCoy’s girlfriend Rachel Glandorf. McCoy didn’t choose just a random hot chick — this girl is talent. She works: has a gig as an on-air correspondent for KEYE (CBS) in Austin. She’s physically gifted: was an all-state in track in high school and runs the 400 meter hurdles for Baylor. She’s smart: combine the fact that she attends Baylor with the fact that she already works… and that she got in on the McCoy action before he cashes in.  Now take a look at the visual evidence:

Thats why you go to football practice

That's why you go to football practice

This is from scene 1 of their sex tape

This is from scene 1 of their sex tape

Id sack that.

I'd sack that.

Shes a knockout LOL LOL LOL

She's a knockout LOL LOL LOL

Shes real perty

She's real perty... is it gay if I like her hair?

Nice work, McCoy.  We have to give Rachel Glandorf the highest possible marks.  Combined with Colt McCoy, they make a beautiful (well, Colt not so much) whitebread couple.  If they have a kid, it will be some sort of super baby.  This leaves us wondering if Colt’s brother Case will have the same good fortune with the ladies at Texas.  Unfortunately for him, he’ll be behind both Garrett Gilbert and Connor Wood on the depth chart — both highly touted quarterback prospects.  Also unfortunately for him, he’s an ugly MFer.

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