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NUTS & BOLTS: BRETT FAVRE IS AS CORNY AS YOUR DAD

Brett Favre might be as old as your father. He might even be older. A couple things are certain though, the Vikings are heading to the NFC Championship to face the Saints, and Brett’s sense of humor is as corny as your dad’s. After defeating the Cowboys, Favre lead the Vikings in a locker room rendition of “Pants on the Ground”. (FanHouse)

I’ve never been a fan of Jay Leno, but I’ll give the guy credit when he says something funny. After hearing of the Cowboy’s complaints about the Vikings running up the score on them Leno remarked, “I haven’t seen cowboys cry like that since ‘Brokeback Mountain.’” (Dallas News)

Reggie Bush has told Kim Kardashian that he will propose to her if the Saints win the Super Bowl. (NY Post)

Tim Tebow is set to star in a Super Bowl ad on behalf of a Christian organization. This will mark Tebow’s first (and only) Super Bowl appearance. (Orlando Sentinel)

The Buffalo Bills are really scraping the bottom of the barrel in their coaching search. Somehow, Chan Gailey has emerged as the favorite. (FanHouse)

Eagles RB Brian Westbrook may have played his last NFL game. (Philly.com)

A collection of pics of USC’s new “First Lady”, Layla Kiffin. (Total Pro Sports)

It’s not often you get a good deal when you catch a game at a ballpark, but for the past three years, the D-backs have had the lowest average ticket price in Major League Baseball and among professional sports teams in Phoenix. The organization’s main goal is to provide a an exceptional fan experience at Chase Field that is affordable during these challenging economic times. (MLB)

The Seattle Mariners have kept the big market poachers at bay, and signed 24 year-old ace Felix Hernandez to a 5 year extension worth about $80 million. (BigLeagueStew)

The Mets have Bengie Molina on their “front burner”, but will still send scouts to watch Ben Sheets throw in Louisiana. (Steve Popper/Twitter)

The Marlins have avoided arbitration with slugging second baseman Dan Uggla and signed him to a 1-year $7.8 million deal. A trade may still be on the horizon though. (Baseball Musings)

The No. 1 ranked Texas Longhorns men’s basketball team dropped their first game of the season to No. 10 Kansas State. (FanHouse)

Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan are reportedly not dating, but they are “having fun together”. Exactly. Not dating. (Perez Hilton)

Ever see a polar bear fly a fighter jet through outer space? At an Alaska Nanooks game, anything is possible. (WithLeather)

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MARIOTTI RIPS OFF WITHLEATHER, SEZ N.O. WILL GO 16-0

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Yes, Jay Mariotti irritates me. But it’s even worse when he acts like he’s “calling” something that a blogger wrote about a month ago. The man who looks like he could be Patton Oswalt’s less handsome brother wrote that the Saints are “headed to 16-0.” Way to go out on a limb once they beat (what appears to be) the best team standing in the way. Here’s the majority of his simplistic reasoning when he isn’t knob-jobbing Drew Brees or name-dropping Hurricane Katrina (late on those too):

The legitimacy of the Saints as an NFL powerhouse no longer can be doubted. Not only did they pummel the Patriots, 38-17, but they also made a very robust claim that they could repeat New England’s 16-0 season of two years ago. Have you looked at the schedule? Next weekend, they’re at Washington, a lousy, poorly coached team racked by injuries. Then they’re at Atlanta, normally a difficult draw, but not when Matt Ryan and Michael Turner are injured. The only losable game is against Dallas, but it’s at the Dome on a Saturday night before Christmas, not a favorable assignment for the skittish Tony Romo and the buffoonish Wade Phillips. Tampa Bay at home? Rout. At Carolina? History.

Uh, was anybody doubting that the Saints, the team tied for the best record in the NFL, were a powerhouse?  Yeah, I didn’t link Mariotti’s piece on purpose. That’s because WithLeather put forth better reasoning when the Saints weren’t even at the halfway point. And thank fucking goodness PUNTE managed to get through his post without writing “Who Dat” once. Plus, the WithLeather piece was INSIGHTFUL considering when it was posted. As for Mariotti, he’s spending 2000+ words telling us that the Saints are good. Seriously? He even goes so far as to call Reggie Bush, a guy who’s averaging 53.8 yards/game (the worst of his career), “game-breaking.”

I respectfully disagree with PUNTE and disrespectfully disagree with Mariotti. The Saints aren’t bulletproof. In week 8, the Falcons were only down a score going into the 4th quarter. The following week, New Orleans was only up by FOUR on the Rams heading into the final frame. They were even down by seven to the Panthers in week 10 until Drew Brees hit Robert Meachem for a 54-yard strike as time expired in the third quarter. There’s a reason that teams don’t go 16-0 all the time: it’s hard to win NFL games.

Sure, we can look into the future. But I absolutely HATE the concept of “schedule-watching.” Why? Because the Eagles lost to the Raiders, the Steelers lost to the Chiefs, the Packers lost to the Bucs, and the Patriots lost to the Jets. There’s little difference in skill level between most NFL teams and most underdogs have AT LEAST a 40% chance of winning each Sunday. You may say, “Oh, but they Jets had Kris Jenkins and Leon Washington at the time.” You’re right! That brings me to my next point: injuries can ruin everything. The Saints were an extremely vulnerable team without Sedrick Ellis from week 8 to week 11. They were also missing three of four of their starting CBs and Reggie Bush against the Pats. They were good enough to overcome those issues in the past, but it will be extremely difficult to keep it up.

Mariotti’s (lack of) reasoning makes me wonder if he even watches the NFL. He dismisses all of the Saints remaining opponents except for Dallas. That must be based purely on their records. In my opinion, the Redskins and Panthers are the teams most likely to take them down. Why? Because both Washington and Carolina rank in the TOP THREE in pass defense. Don’t think the Redskins have a chance? SURPRISE, the Skins aren’t as bad as “experts” would have you think. In the last three weeks, they’ve beaten the Broncos and lost to the Cowboys and Eagles by a total of four points. Washington also ranks seventh in the NFL in total defense. Though, the Skins’ chance to win takes a major hit if DeAngelo Hall is out next week.  Think Carolina sucks too? They’ve actually gone 4-4 since starting 0-3. The Panthers also have the 4th ranked rush offense in the NFL while the Saints rank 20th in rush defense. Oh, and let’s not forget that the potentially 15-0 Saints would probably rest their key players for a good chunk (all?) of that week 17 matchup.

Clearly, I’m not going out on a limb predicting that the Saints won’t go undefeated — and I’d be quite impressed if they did. But I just can’t stand a mediocre sportswriter acting like he’s spitting truth. If you’re going to rip off a blogger, at least do it well.

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GEORGE W. BUSH IS A SPORTS FAN, “BIG FREEDOM GUY”

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If you didn’t notice, George W. Bush was at the Cowboys game on Monday. The former President lives in the Dallas area and took in the game with John Madden. I can only imagine their riveting conversations. Well, GWB went on sports talk radio to chat and did not disappoint. Bush called sitting with Madden a “fascinating experience” and talked about the one time in as President that his convoy didn’t run a red light. He went on to talk about his institute” at Southern Methodist University that will “promote freedom from ignorance, freedom from disease and freedom from tyranny.” He also said that he was a “big freedom guy.” Hilariously, Dubya said that his most nerve-wracking experience as President was throwing out the first pitch at the Yankees game after 9/11. I think that might be a bad thing. You can read the full interview on Sports Radio Interviews.

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MARTELLUS BENNETT IS 50% BLACK, 50% AWESOMENESS

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Martellus Bennett thinks he’s in line for a big year. He had the most catches and receiving yards of any Dallas receiver in the preseason. In an interview with KTCK in Dallas, Martellus says he thinks that the Cowboys will run more two tight end sets. I’m not sure if that’s actually possible since the ‘Boys are also set on lining up Felix Jones with Marion Barber. Bennett expresses excitement about playing opposite Jason Witten saying his teammate is “always going to be awesome.” Bennett gauges his own awesomeness stating, “You know me, I’m 50 percent black and 50 percent awesomeness.” Well, we didn’t really know you. But now we won’t forget you.

Via Sports Radio Interviews:

On if he thinks the Cowboys will run more two tight end sets this year, something they didn’t do a whole lot of during Bennet’s rookie year:

“Yeah I think we’ll do it a lot more than we did last year just because I’ve learned a lot more going in to the season, I’ve grown a lot as a player. They know I’m capable of holding a lot more material and playing at a higher level the whole time, so we got a guy like [Jason] Wit, who’s always going to be awesome and you know me, I’m 50 percent black and 50 percent awesomeness and I bring a lot to the table too, so when we’re both out there at the same time, I think it’s a killer combo. So, I do think we’re going to do a lot more with it.”

On if he thinks his quarterback Tony Romo trusts him enough to look his way more in 2009:

“Yeah, I don’t know if Romo trusts me as a person…nah, I’m just joking, yeah I think he has a trust in me. It’s just getting on the same page. I think it’s just a lot of practice, a lot of time from the offseason and now, it’s our first full year really getting in there and seeing how I run my routes. Everybody does things a little bit different – they way we break out of our cuts, the way we come back downhill, or what we do at the top of our routes. So, the quarterback has to get a feel for your body movements so that way he can really tell when you’re about to break before your break and that comes from a lot of consistent time on the field working together.”

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NFL SHOP TARGETS LUCRATIVE DOUCHEBAG MARKET

The NFL makes tons of money. A lot of that cash comes from television rights and then another boatload comes from whoring out logos and names. The NFL Shop is the primary culprit for said whoring. They sell everything from faux leather helmets to straw hats with a team logo slapped on the front. Or maybe you need some Crocs with an NFL team logo. It seems that the NFL has made an effort to expand their reach into the lucrative douchebag market. One of my buddies passed along the image below that was sent to promote the NFL’s new line of t-shirts.

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DALLAS COWBOYS THROW DOWN IN PRACTICE

Boys will be… Cowboys. Two Cowboys players came to blows in practice this week after a big hit. Jay Ratliff ended up getting in a scuffle with offensive lineman Marc Colombo. You can see the video on Shutdown Corner.

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Via DallasNews:

SAN ANTONIO – If you had nose tackle Jay Ratliff or right tackle Marc Colombo in your pool of who would be involved in the first fight of training camp, you won.

The two went at each other Tuesday afternoon after Bobby Carpenter intercepted a pass and Ratliff drilled Colombo into the turf on the return. Colombo took exception and came up swinging.

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