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erin andrews Archive

NUTS & BOLTS: REX RYAN’S GUT & MARISA MILLER’S BUTT

Rex Ryan shirtless

Jets coach Rex  Ryan attended last night’s Penguins vs. Hurricanes game in Carolina. He showed up wearing a Flyers jersey, and during the game the Hurricanes ice girls brought him a new jersey to change into. Unfortunately for any women or children in attendence, the uninhibited Ryan changed right then and there. (TheBigLead)

Quick. When is the last time you were jealous of Tom Arnold? Well, for most people the answer is probably “never”. Until now, that is. During the DirecTV celebrity flag football Arnold managed to pull down Marisa Miller’s pants while attempting a tackle. Tom Arnold has not done something this notable since True Lies. Oh yeah…there’s a picture too. (SportsbyBrooks)

NFL Network’s Mike Maycock thinks Tim Tebow would be a good value in the 3rd round of the draft for a team that can spend a couple years refining his game. (Sacramento Bee)

Donte’ Stallworth is said to be working out with the Detroit Lions. Huh? I thought his punishment was over. (PFT)

If you’re an NFL team looking for a QB through free agency, let me just say, “good luck”. FanHouse’s top 5 includes Jason Campbell, Kyle Orton and Tarvaris Jackson. (FanHouse)

It has been revealed that Erin Andrew’s video stalker had also targeted other female sports reporters and television personalities. Man, is this guy particular or what? (TheSmokingGun)

Kobe Bryant must really feel like he’s invincible. After dodging a major sex scandal a few years ago, Kobe now is the poster boy for an All-Star weekend party featuring scantily clad women. (TMZ)

FanHouse has MLB’s top fantasy starting pitchers going into the pre-season. Tim Lincecum is #1. (FanHouse)

Tiger Woods’ mistress, Rachel Uchitel has parlayed her affair with Tiger into a “special correspondent” role with Extra. Hollywood really is ridiculous. (NY Post)

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NUTS & BOLTS: DEREK JETER LIVES THE LIFE

Derek Jeter is most likely enjoying himself

Derek Jeter is most likely enjoying himself

After winning his 5th World Series championship, Derek Jeter enjoys some fun in the sun in St. Bart’s with his main squeeze Minka Kelly. Does this guy have the world by the balls, or what? (NY Post)

Pau Gasol is a big, hairy Spaniard.  He also make some ridiculous faces on and off the court. (Unathletic)

Alleged Erin Andrews peeper officially charged. (TMZ)

Andrews was also filmed in Ohio and Milwaukee, which is Algonquin for “the good land”. (SportsbyBrooks)

It is believed that Ronnie Brown’s injury is a Lisfranc fracture. In other words, not good. (Twitter)

Chris Simms take Broncos reps while Orton sits with torn ligaments. (ESPN)

Former wrestler Billy Graham trying to derail Linda McMahon’s (wife of Vince) CT senate run. Please. Just wake me when Hulk Hogan runs for President against Arnold. (TheBigLead)

Sidney Crosby carried the Olympic torch through Nova Scotia. He probably complained that the flame got too close to his hand. (NHL)

Numerous NCAA violations surface at South Florida. (FanHouse)

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WHITLOCK WHIFFS WITH ERIN ANDREWS COMMENTARY

Predictably, Jason Whitlock has offered up his take on the Erin Andrews fiasco. I don’t like Jason Whitlock. I actually think he’s a gifted writer, but he’s just a pot-stirrer. It bothers me to no end that such a controversial-for-the-sake-of-controversy personality can be considered legitimate. Whitlock carefully crafts an image that he’s a level-headed champion of truth, scrawling late into the night in his notebook of superior reason. However, the picture of Jason Whitlock is more likely to resemble an obsessive blog-refresher in a coffee shop that giggles while typing and manhandling pastries. Clearly, he’s a f*cking softy masquerading as a man with a big… pen.

His piece talks about the Erin Andrews incident for MAYBE 200 words — and it even has a photoshopped picture (Dan Levy destroys Whitlock for this) of Whitlock looking through a keyhole at Andrews. However, Whitlock manages to take a sharp right turn and go on an anti-blog, race baiting tirade that finishes with a love tap to ESPN’s jaw. Initially, he chooses to excoriate Deadspin contributors AJ Daulerio and Will Leitch. This quickly breaks down into Whitlock chastising the site for a Stuart Scott post they made TWO AND A HALF YEARS AGO.

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MIKE FRANCESA: TECHNOLOGY EXPERT

I found this clip via Awful Announcing and it first appeared on TheMikeFrancesa. I watch Francesa on a near-daily basis, so I’m familiar with his attempts to feign knowledge on a wide range of subjects. He does this so often that there is an entire fake list of his areas of expertise (excerpted below the video). As many of you may know, Francesa doesn’t know a thing about technology. He used to sit in the studio with the newspaper — you know, the one printed on actual paper — in front of him before his recent switch to leaving ESPN.com up at all times.

Predictably, Francesa had to get his two cents in on the Erin Andrews incident and then it took a turn for the worst. He starts to talk about the circumstances surrounding the posting of the video… and then gets stuck in a quagmire. I’m convinced that Francesa still considers the Internet some kind of “black magic”. It’s obvious that Francesa has little knowledge of computers other than visiting ESPN.com and browsing softcore pornography. These lines are classic: “I’m not smart enough about computers to… A) how you… bring a piece of video to da Internet. I don’t know what you do to put it on da Internet. I don’t know how you do dat.” What’s part B, Mike?!? The video is after the jump (the good stuff starts a bit before the minute mark) followed by Mike Francesa’s faux resume.

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