Chris Andersen is making a bid to surpass Scot Pollard in the my-facial-hair-is-more-noteworthy-than-my-play category. The swat artist has added a strong blonde beard to his face to compliment his mohawk. Personally, I think it’s excessive and kind of gross. I bet he grew a beard because he realized his sideburns would suck. He should salvage that badboy by turning it into a sick blonde ’stache. As Walt Frazier would say, “your beard is weird.”
Via Ball Don’t Lie:
Shawne Merriman has taken a page out of the Clinton Portis/Sisqo/Simon Phoenix book and dyed his hair a ridiculous color. The Chargers DE is now rocking a blue mohawk. I’m going to have to give the previously busted steroids user a thumbs down for this style. I’d rather see some sort of Brian Bosworth mullethawk or possibly some lightning bolts shaved in his head.
Via Bossip:
I understand that Posh and Becks are at the pinnacle of fashion and style. After starting his career in Manchester, David Beckham has bounced between runway-friendly Madrid, Milan, and Los Angeles. However, the soft-spoken Brit and his wife, Skeletor, have gone too far by making their son look metro.
Via Daily Mail:
He may have very famous parents, but little Cruz is emerging as the real star of the Beckham family.
The four-year-old, who has already dazzled the world with his breakdancing moves and flair for fancy dress, showed off a spiffy new haircut in Los Angeles over the weekend.
He was styling out a primped and preened Mowhawk in a look reminiscent of the cut David famously had back in 2002.
The haircut is bad but not HORRIBLE. But I’d still put it into the same class as letting your kid have a rat tail. Both hairstyles are worthy of ridicule and displeasing to the eye. While I bash the Beckhams for this offensive haircut, I fully endorse Cruz Beckham’s career as a performer. I didn’t know this… but he’s a breakdancer.
