
WILD CARD, BITCHES! YEE HAH!
NFL Wild Card Weekend. One of my favorite times of the year. To me, the playoffs mean 15 friends at someone’s apartment eating junk food, drinking beer, making a big dinner and then scotch and cigars after dinner. This year it also means picking a team other than the Giants to root for and win it all. That will be at the end, with playoff picks as an addendum to the Stamp of the Week.
Saturday January 9, 2010
Who: New York Jets at Cincinnati Bengals
When: 430PM, NBC
We all know the particulars by now. The Jets are here by a healthy combination of hard work, determination and holiday spirit running abound in Indianapolis and Cincinnati. Yes, the Jets had to win these football games but Cincinnati had a choice between the Texans offense and the Jets defense and chose the Jets. As good as the Jets defense is, the Bengals are no slouch defensively and I think wisely chose to try and win an ugly affair with the Jets than a shootout against Houston.
The Bengals are going to stack the line in this game and make Mark Sanchez make plays. Now, I think Mark Sanchez is going to be a fine, fine NFL quarterback – BUT – if he throws the ball 15-20 times Sunday it means 3 picks and the Jets lost. Sadly, I think that is reality. The Bengals will triple dog dare Mark Sanchez to win a cold, road playoff game… and he can’t do it.
Who: New York Knicks at Houston Rockets
When: 830PM, WPIX
The Knickerbockers are playing like a team possessed of late. After posting two losing streaks of five games or more in November, the Knicks reeled off a 9-6 December and have yet to lose in three contests during 2010. Perhaps 2010 really is the year for the Knicks, what with LeBron closing on a house in Connecticut this week and all.
More importantly, this game is the Knicks broadcast TV debut on WPIX (channel 11 on your dial). So stay home, tune in and watch the Knicks battle the McGrady-less Rockets.
Who: New York Rangers at Boston Bruins
When: 1PM, MSG Network
Sean Avery has a pulse! After winning a well played game against the Stars on Wednesday night, the Rangers faltered in a shootout Thursday in Chad “Dos Nueve” Johnson’s first start between the pipes for the Blueshirts. This afternoon the Rangers head up to Beantown to face current 5th seed Boston Bruins (the Rangers currently occupy the 7 slot). I’m thinking a few days of rest rejuvenated the King and the Rangers take this one in a shutout. Yes, shutout.
Who: New Jersey Devils at Montreal Canadiens
When: 7PM, MSG Network
It’s early to say, but this could be a playoff preview as the Devs are 1st in the Prince of Wales Conference and Les Habitants are 8th. I need to learn more about hockey besides the Rangers. Until then, that’s all you get.
Who: New York Islanders at Phoenix Coyotes
When: 8PM, MSG2
The Isles are here as a mere courtesy. 50 people might attend this game between the Coyotes’ attendance woes in Glendale and the caliber (or lack thereof) of this local laughinstock.
Sunday January 10, 2010
Who: New Jersey Nets at San Antonio Spurs
When: 7PM, YES Network
If you care about this game, you’re probably mentally ill. Do the Nets start shopping Devin Harris soon to make room for John Wall?
STAMP OF THE WEEK
This week is all about the Jets, so my stamp might as well include them. Since I already stated earlier that the Jets would lose, I’m going to include details this time.
Before leaving last week’s game with multiple injuries, Brad Smith electrified the Meadowlands crowd with some runs out of the TigerCat offense. I have a feeling this served two purposes. 1) to succeed last week. 2) to set up similar plays this week, only where Brad Smith will pull up and throw the football. If you recall, Bradley was a dual-threat QB at Missouri before being converted to a wide received in the pros.
This leads me to the STAMP OF THE WEEK – Brad Smith will throw an interception.
BONUS SECTION – WILD CARD PICKS
BENGALS over Jets
Already covered this
COWBOYS over Eagles
The best part about this game is that someone has to choke. The ‘Boys have had the antidote for DeSean Jackson this season, and with him out of the picture, the Eagles offense is just bland. They don’t scare me at all, especially against a seemingly bulletproof Cowboys defense.
Baltimore over NEW ENGLAND
I know I’m picking against the Pats in the first round in Foxboro. I’m setting myself up to eat my words on Monday afternoon. I know this. I just don’t think the Pats are able to beat this Ravens team without Wes Welker. They can completely key in on Moss and their smorgas board of running backs just won’t get the job done. Also, Ray Rice, Ray Rice and Ray Rice. He’s gonna break one. Watch him and smile.
ARIZONA over Green Bay
Remember Larry Fitzgerald in the playoffs last year? Green Bay will need 8 guys to cover him and that still might not get it done. Aaron Rodgers is going to win a Super Bowl in his career. I believe this about him. I think he’s a hell of a quarterback. This one goes under learning experiences at the hands of a playoff master – Kurt Warner.
Thanks for your time. Drive home safely. See you next week.
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