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sean avery Archive

NUTS & BOLTS: NUT AND BOLT

Who are we to ignore the basketball insight of this man?

Who are we to ignore the basketball insight of this man?

Prior to being asked to leave MSG, Starbury pans D’Antoni. Sez coach should be replaced by Mark Jackson (NY Post)

Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt adopts baby Cheetah, names it “Lightning” Bolt. The Bolts are going to be a nightmare in the three-legged race at future father/son picnics. (KC Star)

St. Louis Rams looking forward to solving QB problems with early pick in draft. Many options. (StL Today)

Both remaining Cleveland Browns fans set to meet with/complain to owner Randy Lerner. (Sun Times)

Brett Myers to Cole Hamels after Game 5: “What are you doing here? I thought you quit.” (Yahoo!)

Sean Avery to revisit scene of “Sloppy Seconds” crime for the first time. (NY Post)

Fan has unbelievably accurate Tim Tebow Halloween costume. Too good.

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SEAN AVERY IS FRIENDLY WITH PHISH FRONTMAN

New York Rangers Sean Avery on Fuse TV at Bonnaroo

New York Rangers tough guy Sean Avery is a man of diverse interests. Avery’s love of fashion has been in the spotlight since he interned at Vogue. Recently, Avery appeared on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon to promote a charity called Career Gear and got the host to donate his suit to the organization. He’s even admitted that he loves women’s fashion because the “clothes tell a story.”

Turns out Avery loves music too. Over the summer, he covered the Bonnaroo festival for Fuse TV which, like the Rangers, is owned by Madison Square Garden L.P. But Mr. Avery trumped himself with randomness with his guest in the locker room after the Rangers’ 7-2 victory over Toronto. Here’s the blurb via Page Six:

SEAN Avery hosting Phish frontman Trey Anastasio in the Rangers locker room after scoring two goals leading the Blueshirts to victory.

The Rangers were off Tuesday and host the Kings today. So you can pretty much assume that Avery and Anastasio were enjoying themselves after the game.

Trey Anastasio Madison Square Garden New York Rangers

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RANGERS CUT DOWN LEAFS, WIN 5TH STRAIGHT

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Coming off of a 3-0 shutout of the Ducks, the Rangers looked to extend their win streak Monday against Toronto. Ryan Callahan, who also logged the most ice time of any Ranger, scored the first goal on the power play.

The Rangers held onto a one goal lead heading into the third period before they exploded for four goals. Sean Avery tallied twice, Girardi scored his second goal of the game, and Marian Gaborik added his fifth goal of the season in the final period.  The Rangers ended up winning the game by a final score of 7-2.

New York has looked strong through the opening six games of the season. The power play looks much stronger than last year and Gaborik is living up to the hype. As usual, Lundqvist has looked strong and backup netminder Steve Valiquette even had a shutout in his one start.

It will be interesting to see how the defensive rotation plays out. The rotation has split ice time pretty evenly with Marc Staal picking up a few extra shifts at Michael Rozsival’s expense. Rangers coach John Tortorella has been relying heavily on two rookies (Gilroy and Del Zotto). If they falter, Tortorella may not have many other options.

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NUTS & BOLTS: JOSE REYES INJURED AGAIN, SKY IS BLUE

Reyes was most likely injured in an activity similar to this

Reyes was most likely injured in an activity similar to this

Rehabbing Reyes tears hamstring. Start of 2010 season in doubt? (Mets Blog)

Nats blow it again. Season ticket holders receive renewal letters addressed to wrong people. (DC Sports Bog)

Newsflash: Kimbo Slice loses, sucks at UFC. He should stick to beating up bums on the street. (SherDog)

Knicks’ David Lee no longer resentful of contract situation. Hopes to stay with NY after ‘09. (KnicksBlog)

Sean Avery’s status uncertain for Rangers’ Friday opener against Pittsburgh. (NY Post)

Rangers 2008 First Round pick, Michael Del Zotto (D) makes opening day roster. (Blue Shirt Banter)

Jets DBs banged up. Rhodes, Revis, and Leonhard now facing injury woes as well. (The Jets Stream)

Might be a little soon for this, but I still find it hilarious. Is Mangini the worst hire ever? (Sports Illustrated)

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RANGERS READ LETTERMAN’S TOP TEN, LIFT MADONNA

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As we mentioned Tuesday, ten of the New York Rangers were set to appear on Letterman last night. The participants included Henrik Lundqvist, Marian Gaborik, Sean Avery, Chris Drury, Chirstopher Higgins, Marc Staal, Ryan Callahan, Brandon Dubinsky, Dan Girardi, and Donald Brashear. The topic was “Things Never Before Spoken By A Hockey Player.” I thought it was interesting that they gave Sean Avery #1 — presumably because the most people know who he is. Handsome Hank AKA Henrik Lundqvist got to announce #2 on the Top Ten. Long-time Letterman viewers know that #2 is always the best line while #1 is hit or miss. So maybe they were just trying to hang Avery out to dry. You can see the video of the Top Ten at the bottom of this post.

The boys wore their blue uniforms to the taping and took photos with a Letterman Rangers jersey beforehand. Hilariously, Henrik Lunqvist was singled out for some photos. The Blueshirts stuck around to carry Madonna in for her interview on a platform of hockey sticks (pictured below). I’m glad they made sure Lundqvist was leading the way. It’s only a matter of time before Page Six reports that Avery and Madonna are shacking up.

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SEAN AVERY GOES HEAD OVER HEELS AT BONNAROO

Mediocre NHL enforcer Sean Avery was spotted at Bonnaroo. I guess he’s on a quest to prove that he’s the coolest dude of all time. Avery ditched his typically stylish threads in favor of camo cargo pants and some ridiculous boots. He’s trying to hard at this point. Fuse was taking video of the event and managed to get a clip with Avery while he’s hanging out in hippie tent town. Apparently, everybody at Bonnaroo does cartwheels to celebrate (?). The video is pretty boring but it ends with Sean Avery attempting a cartwheel. You’re the coolest Sean!

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Nuts & Bolts: Sean Avery, Mark Sanchez, Michael Irvin, & Strippers

Nuts and Bolts is the new, better name for Hetero-tainment.  This edition includes Sean Avery’s newest conquest, LeBron’s uncool attire, Mark Sanchez getting undressed, Tom Brady’s ex-wife celebrating Fathers Day, a Michael Irvin Stripper story, and a hint of Megan Fox.

SEAN AVERY GETS SLOPPY SECONDS

Via Page Six:

HILARY Rhoda isn’t just a football fan — she’s also a hockey fan. Having dated new Jet QB Marc Sanchez (after posing with him in GQ and helping him celebrate his $50 million contract), the curvy brunette looked very cozy with Ranger Sean Avery last night at Brother Jimmy’s in Murray Hill. “They were doing shots of Jack Daniels and Patron, and she had her hands on his arm as they canoodled at the corner of the bar,” said our spy. “Sanchez was nowhere to be found.”

LEBRON ROCKS D-BAG MESSAGE SHIRTS

He’s set to unveil is “EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS PARTICIPANT” shirt next week.  Disco Stu never needed to advertise.

Via TMZ (June 17, June 21):

Witness the arrogance

Witness the arrogance

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Out of Wright Field: Gospel of Sean 15:11-32

It’s beginning to look more likely that the Rangers will bring back troublesome prodigal son Sean Avery. I for one as a lifetime Ranger fan find the possibility appealing, but some thinking has lead me to question why I feel this way. Avery without a doubt has some talent and in many situations can be very effective. I loved watching him when he was on the team and he quickly rose to the status of one of my favorite blueshirts. It was a visceral reaction on my part, one that was the result of seeing a guy play with fervor and reckless abandon. People hated him, but they were never people from New York and that is why the locals took to him quickly. He’s brash, nasty, curt and on top of it the guy can play some hockey. In spite of this, I find it difficult to separate the image of Sean Avery from the player and I think most of the city has the same problem.

New York has always had an odd connection to celebrity. It’s been a mecca for artists athletes and performers since it was called New Amsterdam. We cultivate our celebrities and work them into the cities fabric. They become a part of the way the mechanics of the metropolis fall together just like alternate side of the street parking. The city without it’s more famous collection of denizens simply wouldn’t be the same. There is also an inverse relationship at play however, no matter how big the star, the city itself will always get top billing. The island itself is a freak-show that many of these people wouldn’t be the same without. The city and the stars in its universe need one another and Sean Avery fits the bill for that.

Alone, Sean Avery isn’t the most impressive of players. His stats are underwhelming independent of the team. However looking at the record of the Rangers with and without him, you can see that there is more to the idea that he brings an undefinable quality to the organization. The record with him in the lineup since his acquisition from the Kings is 51-23-16. Without him the Rangers have settled at a comparatively dismal 8-10-3 record. With a jump like this he should display the advantages of having him through his own performance, but he remains tied to time and place for his presence to take on its meaning.

The late Norman mailer was one of these particularly New York celebrities tied irrevocably to where and when they are. He’s up there with the Ramones and Mickey Mantle in the upper echelons of people that simply wouldn’t have been the same without the city they came from. They, just like Avery, were loud, problematic and bombastic; we loved them for it. The New York celebrities aren’t the vacant spots that make up the California celebrity parking lot. They’re more than that, they aren’t praised for their money or how pretty they are. Lindsay Lohan could get mowed down by a cab in midtown and all she would get in the way of sympathy outside of NYU dorms is a snarky headline in the Post. Conversely, there was recently a memorial for the Union Square peeler guy, Joe Ades. The fame they hold is rooted in their ability to channel the city’s essence into whatever it is they do. Mailer put it in words, Joey, Johnny and the rest of the gang recreated the noise and Mantle, like Avery now, translates it into an almost nihilistic interpretation of their sport. Winning isn’t everything, winning with style and a certain ruthlessness is even more than everything.

So when I examine the Sean Avery deal I have to wonder if there isn’t more to this whole back and forth than just a guy who can skate and put up decent numbers. He encapsulates what makes the city as a whole become infatuated with the dark parts of human experience that refuse to die. I’ll be honest, the stupid Vogue style internship almost made me hate him. That’s LA, not New York and I don’t think that he managed to see that. We want him putting blood on the ice, not coffee down Anna Wintour’s miserable smug bourgeois gullet. (I hate her, but you could argue she fits my criteria for a true NY celebrity.)

There is more to this city bringing Sean Avery back than numbers and coaching decisions. He needs to come back to the island and you don’t have to be John Locke to see that. He appeals to what makes this city what it is: Grit, piss and vinegar. I don’t want to downplay any achievements that he’s made, but I can’t honestly say that there is nothing to what he is that doesn’t play into why he’s here. There isn’t anywhere else he could be appreciated, somewhere where the fans not only recognize, but empathize with the sentiment of his take no prisoners hockey. There are few other cities where the “Avery Rule” incident would be defended widely by people saying “well there’s no rule against it…” buttressed by a feeling that Brodeur was capitulated to like the whiny frog he is. Few things thrive here like a scrappy underdog. New York is a shaded city where there isn’t much room for black and white and the gray areas spill into the gutters, Avery is a player who’s so gray he might as well be black and white. If we don’t take him back, who would have him or rather, who could?

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