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SHAKEDOWN SHAQ: MISTRESS CLAIMS HARASSMENT

Tell me if you’ve heard this story before. A previously anonymous “model” has come forward making damaging claims in an attempt to get money from one of sports’ biggest stars. This time Shaquille O’Neal is in the crosshairs.

I almost wish that the old days of simply getting pregnant by an athlete was the best way to shakedown an athlete. The jersey chasers of 2010 have much more advanced tools: Gloria Allred, tabloids, and gossip blogs. Now a girl can make a buck for simply learning the intimate details of an athlete’s sex life. Nice work if you can get it.

Shaquille O’Neal finds himself in the unenviable position of fending off claims from alleged former mistress Vanessa Lopez and her lawyer. Lopez says that Shaq harassed her and told an associate to “shut dat bitch up.” That quote is money. The Orlando-based model says that she feels somebody is “after her.” Lopez’ lawyer Gloria Allred claims Shaq coaxed her into a relationship then freaked out when he found out she could be pregnant.

I don’t blame Shaq for trying to shut dat bitch up. Of course, O’Neal was in the wrong for cheating on his wife and potentially harassing Lopez. But Shaq probably didn’t people knowing that he was slam-dunking a girl that has been with Delonte West, J.J. Redick, and Kenyon Martin. This girl even went so far as to steal Martin’s credit card and order $6500 worth of clothes.

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SHAQ SUCKS AT BEACH VOLLEYBALL

Predictably, Shaq Vs will feature Shaq losing a lot of the time. He recently challenged Kerry Walsh and Rachel Wacholder to a match and got dropped. He made a side bet that he’d run around in a pink speedo when he lost… and sort of made good on that wager. I guess I can’t really complain that he decided to go with the speedo over his clothes.

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Via PerezHilton:

Not surprisingly, Shaquille O’Neal lost to Olympic volleyball champs Kerri Walsh and Rachel Wacholder in a match for Shaq’s new reality television show called Shaq Vs.

As part of the deal, if Shaq lost, he was to run around in a pink Speedo.

But don’t get your hopes up. He copped out by wearing the Speedo Superman style.

Lame!

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SHAQ HAS BALLS SNATCHED THEN PLAYS WITH PANDAS

Shaq has been in China this week and he decided to visit some earthquake survivors. He generously gave four autographed basketballs to children who were devastated by the disaster. That’s when Shaq’s balls sparked a controversy. Here’s a blurb from China Daily:

He gave four of his teenaged Chinese fans an autographed basketball each, only to have school authorities confiscate the students’ dream gifts.

But NBA superstar Shaquille O’Neal yesterday showed his heart was as big as his stature when he sent his four fans new balls to keep.

The 7-foot-1, 325-pound Cleveland Cavaliers center first met the students for a friendly round on the court at the Mianyang Elementary Middle School in quake-hit Sichuan province on Tuesday, as part of his five-day trip to China.

The teens and their families reportedly clashed with school officials after they seized the gifts from the students.

School officials said they confiscated the balls because they wanted to keep them as school exhibits to encourage more students to “learn from the spirit of an NBA star”.

Don’t fret.  Shaq went back to the school and gave the kids new basketballs yesterday.  I didn’t really care about this story at all.  But I felt it was the perfect opportunity to throw up these pictures of Shaq at the zoo.  I don’t care if you don’t like Shaq… the guy is hilarious.  How’s my bambu taste?

Next year, this job will belong to Anderson Varejao and Z

Next year, this job will belong to Anderson Varejao and Z

Do you guys have an XXXL piss smock?  Oh, you do?  Great!

"Do you guys have an XXXL piss smock? Oh, you do? Great!"

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Nuts & Bolts: Shaq Fu, Beck’s Tats, Marissa Miller, Leinart’s Gutter Ball, Justin Tuck’s Pool Party

Here’s a post with some notable images from the sports world including: real life Shaq Fu, David Beckham’s tats, Marissa Miller nearly naked (not safe for work) in British GQ, Matt Leinart’s Celebrity Bowling Event, and Justin Tuck’s Celebrity Billiards Event. Leinart had Matthew Lillard at his party and Tuck had John Legend at his event. You tell me whose party was better…

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