Matt Ryan being declared most handsome quarterback in the NFL by the Wall Street Journal is almost as shocking as Len Pasquarelli calling Carson Palmer “ruggedly” handsome. According to science, peoples’ perception of attractiveness is related to facial symmetry. Apparently, the average person has 90% facial symmetry but every single starting NFL QB rated over 96%. Back to Ryan, he scored a whopping 99.82% I immediately knew the study was flawed when Mark Sanchez wasn’t on the top ten list. His 98.4% was only good for 20th out of 32 NFL starters. Fellow Mexican-American, Tony Romo was ranked 23rd. Eff this racist science. Also, Joe Flacco looks like Lurch.
| Player, Team |
Symmetry Rating |
| Matt Ryan, ATL |
99.82% |
| Brett Favre, MIN |
99.78% |
| Aaron Rodgers, GB |
99.59% |
| Matt Hasselbeck, SEA |
99.56% |
| Kerry Collins, TEN |
99.49% |
| Ben Roethlisberger, PIT |
99.43% |
| Shaun Hill, SF |
99.35% |
| Tom Brady, NE |
99.14% |
| Philip Rivers, SD |
99.04% |
| Kurt Warner, ARZ |
98.98% |
Via Wall Street Journal:
Matt Ryan of the Atlanta Falcons is playing in only his second NFL season but he’s already the league’s top quarterback in at least one category: handsomeness.
According to researchers, his face is almost perfectly symmetrical—a trait that shows a strong correlation to a person’s perceived attractiveness. While the average person’s face is somewhere around 90% symmetrical, Mr. Ryan scored a 99.8%, which puts him in elite territory. Ursinus College professor Jennifer VanGilder and former student Lisle O’Neill, who conducted the study in conjunction with Southern Utah University economist David Berri, said Mr. Ryan isn’t the only NFL signal-caller with a nicely balanced face. In fact, every starter in the league scored above 96%.
Facial symmetry isn’t the only measure of attractiveness, of course. New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez became a heartthrob overnight when he posed shirtless for GQ, yet he only ranks no. 20 among NFL starters in facial symmetry. (He did score 98.4%, which is still darn good). Tony Romo, a favorite of pop starlets, ranked No. 23.
Scientific research overwhelmingly points to facial symmetry as an indicator of success. Studies show infants with more symmetrical faces are given more attention. Symmetrical workers also tend to earn more. Football is supposed to be egalitarian, of course. The players with the strongest and most accurate throwing arms should become the quarterbacks while the biggest, most powerful players should be linemen. Somewhere along the way, it seems, good-looking kids are steered toward the glamour position. “Socially, we’ve been trained to think that the quarterback is the most beautiful person on the team,” says Prof. VanGilder.
Tags:
football,
handsome,
handsomeness,
mark sanchez,
matt ryan,
NFL,
quarterbacks,
tony romo
