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LAVAR ARRINGTON VERBALLY DESTROYS CLINTON PORTIS

Some people might call Clinton Portis a hilarious character. Others would call him a douchebag. The former Miami running back is infamous for running his mouth. He recently trashed Jason Campbell, said that he tried to get fullback Mike Sellars benched, and also blasted LaVar Arrington. Here’s what he said about Arrington:

“In D.C., some of the players feel like it was a money situation, who getting the money is a captain. Arrington was the man in D.C. when I arrived, and all of the sudden LaVar felt like it was competition, and he left D.C. He didn’t want to be in D.C. any more. He gave back 15, 20 million dollars to leave D.C. because he felt like he wasn’t the main money guy, because everybody was getting [paid].”

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NUTS & BOLTS: NYC HAS GANG GREEN FEVER

Mark Sanchez graces the cover of the most recent Sports Illustrated

David Letterman treated his viewers on Monday to the “Top 10 signs the New York Jets are getting cocky”. Number 10: “Offered to give the Colts a 14 point head start”.  Hit the link for the rest. Really funny stuff.  (NY Post)

The Post polled its web readers on their preference for Mark Sanchez’s facial hair. Do fans prefer his clean shaven look from early this season, or his bearded look for these playoffs? I’m guess not too many females participated in this poll, because the beard has surprisingly taken 60% of the votes at the time of this posting. (NY Post)

Former Jet and native New Yorker, Vinny Testaverde (aka the last QB to lead the Jets to the AFC Championship game) claims “They can absolutely beat the Colts, no question.” (NY Daily News)

Redskins owner Dan Snyder LOVES spending money. That being the case, the Skins plan on replacing their end-zone scoreboards with two massive 30 x 100 HD video screens. (DC Sports Bog)

Tim Tebow’s former girlfriend, Janell Wheeler, might be one the 24 finalists on American Idol. PS – she happens to be pretty hot. (TheBigLead)

Peter Gammons has some potentially devastating news for the Mets. Gammons reports that the Red Sox had a deal in place with Jason Bay during the 2009 season but a disagreement about the diagnosis of Bay’s knee issues prevented the contract from being signed. Don’t fret yet though, Mets fans,  I happen to be a firm believer in the Red Sox/Boston media conspiracy. Every single free agent that has left Boston in the past decade has been endlessly bashed as they walked out the door, and this is just more of the same from a second rate city. (NESN)

Less than 24 hours after leaving the Broncos after just his first year as defensive coordinator, Mike Nolan has accepted the same position with the Miami Dolphins. (Yahoo!)

Straight out of the “Is this real?” department; a legitimate lunatic named Don Lewis is the commissioner of the All-American Basketball Alliance based out of Augusta, Georgia. His idea was to start an all-Caucasian basketball league designed “for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like.” Tell you what though, its going to be very difficult to play basketball in a hood. (NBC Sports)

In other racist news, a pack of Croatian thugs/soccer hooligans, armed with flares and flashing Nazi salutes, disrupted the Australian Open, menacing fans and even attacked a photographer for Melbourne’s Herald Sun. (NYDN)

Tiger Woods’ mistress Rachel Uchitel has canceled her “Celebrity Socialite” birthday party after the invitation leaked to the interwebs. (TMZ)

Anna Kournikova’s mother has been arrested for child neglect. Anna’s 5 year-old half brother, Allan, was injured when he jumped or fell from a second story window. (TMZ)

Brock Lesnar to discuss his fighting future on Wednesday’s SportsCenter. (FanHouse)

MMA fighter Charles “Krazy Horse” Bennett was arrested Monday on suspicion of felony battery. (SherDog)

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NFL TEAMS FIGHT FOR LAST PLACE, FIRST PICK

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Playoffs? Playoffs?! Unfortunately, most NFL teams will miss the playoffs and finish the season this week. That doesn’t mean they’re playing for nothing though. There are a handful of NFL teams who are still playing to win (lose?) top picks in the upcoming draft.

As it stands now, the Rams are in line to receive the #1 pick in April’s draft. This could land them Ndamokung Suh or possibly a shot at one of the elite quarterback prospects. However, St. Louis hasn’t secured the pick yet. The draft order is first determined by overall record and then opponents’ win percentage. So that means if St. Louis wins and Detroit loses, the Lions could “overtake” them for the first overall pick. Hilariously, the Rams’ only win up to this point was against the Lions in Week 8. After that, the Chiefs and Bucs will battle for the third overall pick. But neither team has a chance to jump the Lions for the second pick. Cleveland and Washington are the remaining two teams in the NFL’s cellar.

It seems likely that the first few picks off the board in April will include at least one defensive tackle (Suh or Gerald McCoy), one quarterback (Jimmy Clausen or Sam Bradford), and potentially one surprise (Rolando McClain or Dez Bryant). The other names in the mix to come off the board to one of the NFL’s worst franchises are Eric Berry (safety) along with Trent Williams and Russell Okung (offensive tackles). It’s worth noting that the Rams took Jason Smith (tackle), the Lions took Matthew Stafford (quarterback), and the Chiefs took Tyson Jackson (defensive end).

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MARIOTTI RIPS OFF WITHLEATHER, SEZ N.O. WILL GO 16-0

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Yes, Jay Mariotti irritates me. But it’s even worse when he acts like he’s “calling” something that a blogger wrote about a month ago. The man who looks like he could be Patton Oswalt’s less handsome brother wrote that the Saints are “headed to 16-0.” Way to go out on a limb once they beat (what appears to be) the best team standing in the way. Here’s the majority of his simplistic reasoning when he isn’t knob-jobbing Drew Brees or name-dropping Hurricane Katrina (late on those too):

The legitimacy of the Saints as an NFL powerhouse no longer can be doubted. Not only did they pummel the Patriots, 38-17, but they also made a very robust claim that they could repeat New England’s 16-0 season of two years ago. Have you looked at the schedule? Next weekend, they’re at Washington, a lousy, poorly coached team racked by injuries. Then they’re at Atlanta, normally a difficult draw, but not when Matt Ryan and Michael Turner are injured. The only losable game is against Dallas, but it’s at the Dome on a Saturday night before Christmas, not a favorable assignment for the skittish Tony Romo and the buffoonish Wade Phillips. Tampa Bay at home? Rout. At Carolina? History.

Uh, was anybody doubting that the Saints, the team tied for the best record in the NFL, were a powerhouse?  Yeah, I didn’t link Mariotti’s piece on purpose. That’s because WithLeather put forth better reasoning when the Saints weren’t even at the halfway point. And thank fucking goodness PUNTE managed to get through his post without writing “Who Dat” once. Plus, the WithLeather piece was INSIGHTFUL considering when it was posted. As for Mariotti, he’s spending 2000+ words telling us that the Saints are good. Seriously? He even goes so far as to call Reggie Bush, a guy who’s averaging 53.8 yards/game (the worst of his career), “game-breaking.”

I respectfully disagree with PUNTE and disrespectfully disagree with Mariotti. The Saints aren’t bulletproof. In week 8, the Falcons were only down a score going into the 4th quarter. The following week, New Orleans was only up by FOUR on the Rams heading into the final frame. They were even down by seven to the Panthers in week 10 until Drew Brees hit Robert Meachem for a 54-yard strike as time expired in the third quarter. There’s a reason that teams don’t go 16-0 all the time: it’s hard to win NFL games.

Sure, we can look into the future. But I absolutely HATE the concept of “schedule-watching.” Why? Because the Eagles lost to the Raiders, the Steelers lost to the Chiefs, the Packers lost to the Bucs, and the Patriots lost to the Jets. There’s little difference in skill level between most NFL teams and most underdogs have AT LEAST a 40% chance of winning each Sunday. You may say, “Oh, but they Jets had Kris Jenkins and Leon Washington at the time.” You’re right! That brings me to my next point: injuries can ruin everything. The Saints were an extremely vulnerable team without Sedrick Ellis from week 8 to week 11. They were also missing three of four of their starting CBs and Reggie Bush against the Pats. They were good enough to overcome those issues in the past, but it will be extremely difficult to keep it up.

Mariotti’s (lack of) reasoning makes me wonder if he even watches the NFL. He dismisses all of the Saints remaining opponents except for Dallas. That must be based purely on their records. In my opinion, the Redskins and Panthers are the teams most likely to take them down. Why? Because both Washington and Carolina rank in the TOP THREE in pass defense. Don’t think the Redskins have a chance? SURPRISE, the Skins aren’t as bad as “experts” would have you think. In the last three weeks, they’ve beaten the Broncos and lost to the Cowboys and Eagles by a total of four points. Washington also ranks seventh in the NFL in total defense. Though, the Skins’ chance to win takes a major hit if DeAngelo Hall is out next week.  Think Carolina sucks too? They’ve actually gone 4-4 since starting 0-3. The Panthers also have the 4th ranked rush offense in the NFL while the Saints rank 20th in rush defense. Oh, and let’s not forget that the potentially 15-0 Saints would probably rest their key players for a good chunk (all?) of that week 17 matchup.

Clearly, I’m not going out on a limb predicting that the Saints won’t go undefeated — and I’d be quite impressed if they did. But I just can’t stand a mediocre sportswriter acting like he’s spitting truth. If you’re going to rip off a blogger, at least do it well.

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MICHAEL VICK TO FLEE PHILLY IN 2010?

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Michael Vick might seem like a good fit on the Eagles. But there’s a good chance he won’t be with the team next year. Vick’s own words and salary requirements indicate that he might move to a new team in 2010.

When asked about returning to the Eagles in 2010, Michael Vick said it would be “an everyday struggle” and that he doesn’t want to be pigeonholed as a Wildcat guy. He’s also due a massive $5.2 million if Philadelphia picks up his team option next year. As a result, it’s highly unlikely that Vick would return to the team for a second season.

Tony Dungy recently mentioned that Buffalo could be a destination for Vick. They had engaged in initial negotiations with the former Falcon’s quarterback before he signed with the Eagles. Dungy also says that teams thin at QB such as Cleveland, St. Louis, and Washington could be interested in Vick.

There’s no way that Cleveland hands over the reins to Vick since they pay so much money to Derek Anderson and Brady Quinn. Even if they get rid of Quinn, Anderson makes around $8 million per year and it would be tough to pay him that much to be a backup (again). St. Louis and Washington both seem like teams that need to start over with rookie quarterbacks.  Other than those teams, the Raiders and Panthers could be options. Though Dungy has previously mentioned that he advised Vick against considering Oakland. Buffalo seems like it could be the best fit.

But don’t rule the Vikings out of the Michael Vick sweepstakes. If Favre doesn’t come back (but I think he will), Vick could be a great option for a team that’s already solid on both sides of the ball. A Favre-less Vikings team could easily cover Vick’s contract since Favre is due about $10 million next year. Another interesting potential fit would be in Tennessee.  Vince Young is due upwards of $4 million in a roster bonus and $7.5 million in salary for 2010.  Unless the Titans decide he’s the quarterback of the future or restructure his deal, it would be extremely difficult to pay that price for a mediocre quarterback.

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VIDEO: REDSKINS FANS CAN BUY BOOZE IN BATHROOM

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There’s not much to be happy about if you’re a Redskins fan. Except maybe the level of service at RFK. Apparently, you can buy beer almost anywhere in the stadium including the bathroom.

One fan happened to get a video of the clever vendor in action. The level of accommodation is certainly impressive. But I’m sure that the fans in D.C. would prefer a better performance on the field.

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DEVIN THOMAS WEARS GRILL, SHINES DURING PRACTICE

Dan Steinberg over at the D.C. Sports Bog runs perhaps the finest “mainstream media blog” in existence. I care very little about D.C. sports but constantly find myself reading his stuff. Yesterday, Steinberg unearthed another great tidbit of information from Devin Thomas. After bringing out a wheelchair for veteran Fred Smoot while he spoke to the media, Thomas spoke about his grill saying:

“Man, I was just trying to shine out here, make plays, that’s why I’ve got it in,” he told some of the TV folks. “Let the DBs know where I’m at. I told them I was gonna shine on them, so I had to bring it out today.”

Of course. Everybody knows that you have to shine at all times. And obviously, that includes wearing a grill while you’re playing tackle football. I thought lines like that were only reserved for faux thugs on G’s to Gents. Fred Smoot’s reaction to Thomas was pretty funny as well. Aside from calling him an idiot, he said, “Do not listen to that guy.” I think we would’ve come to that conclusion on our own. Maybe the VIBE shoot went to his head.  You can see a picture of the grill over at the D.C. Sports Bog.

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RICH MOTHAF*CKA BRIAN ORAKPO GETS HAZED

Brian Orapko transformed into a 260 pound monster while attending the University of Texas. He became a rich man when he was drafted 13th overall by the Redskins in this year’s draft. But when he showed up to camp, he wasn’t the biggest or the richest guy around. Albert Haynesworth holds at least one of those titles and has imposed his will on the Skins rookies along with London Fletcher and Cornelius Griffin. He continued to terrorize the newly professional athletes this week by taping them to the goalpost. O-Sack-Po was the latest victim of Haynesworth when he was tied up with J.D. Skolnitsky.

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Via DC Sports Bog:

I missed the rookie hazing of Kevin Barnes and Robert Henson, who were tied up to the goalposts following Monday evening’s practice. I was sad. But then Brian Orakpo and J.D. Skolnitsky got tied up today, where they received ice water baths, Gatorade showers, and wet towel treatments. That made me happy.

“Albert’s the main culprit,” Orakpo told us. “If you all know Albert, he’s the main culprit. He wants somebody got every day, so don’t be surprised to see this tomorrow.”

Busy schedule. I’d argue for two-a-days, but I’m not in charge. Apparently the DL rookies also have to fetch water for the veterans at meetings and pay fines for all sorts of violations, but this was worse.

“We basically was dying with cold water down our heads, like brain freeze,” Orakpo said. “It felt good for the first five times, then it kept repeating and everybody started coming with different stuff and objects and then it started getting real cold.”

London Fletcher and Cornelius Griffin and Haynesworth were the main instigators, but the defensive backs helped out, with Carlos Rogers devising the Gatorade cans lodged behind the players’ heads. No, he didn’t just accidentally drop the can there.

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WOSHENGTN D.C. HAZ A SPELING PROBLUM

If you read this blog, you know that I have an amazing ability to create interesting typos. I’m apologize for that. Most of my errors are the result of changing words or re-arranging sentences. It’s not really an excuse but at least there’s a reason behind it. However, my issues are nothing compared to the spelling problems plaguing our nation’s capital this year. You may have seen the Nationals wearing their “NATINALS” jerseys earlier this season. More recently, Ladell Betts was the victim of an unfortunate error with his name. The staff mistakenly gave him a jersey with “BETTIS” on the back. Oops.

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Via Shutdown Corner:

After the game, Betts was informed of the error and told Dan Steinberg of the DC Sports Bog:

“Actually, I do like Jerome Bettis, but I don’t prefer to have his name on my back,” he said. “I wasn’t upset or anything. I think the equipment people felt bad, but I wasn’t mad at them.”

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CHEAT CODES REVEAL MIKE VICK JERSEY ON NFLSHOP

Ok, so they’re not really cheat codes. But apparently, you can find a Michael Vick Redskins jersey on NFL.com. Originally reported by DC Pro Sports Report, you go to NFLshop.com and then go to the LaRon Landry youth replica jersey. Apparently, the preview image for this item comes up with Vick’s name on it and number 0. What does this all mean? It means I hope somebody figures out a way to get me a Ron Mexico Raiders jersey. Note: not that I think Vick will join the Skins, but NFLShop did accidentally reveal the Lions new logo earlier this year. Tony Dungy was unavailable for comment.

Via DC Sports Bog:

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PORTIS HAS HARSH WORDS FOR NONEXISTENT CRITICS

Clinton Portis is hilarious. I’ve always been a fan of his costumes and his antics are generally humorous. He is kind of a dick. Willis McGahee once detailed the massive amount of trash talk that Portis directed his way when they were TEAMMATES at the U. This time around Portis is actually just talking about Clinton Portis. Basically, he says he’s on track to be one of the greatest and that his critics should “check his paperwork.” More interestingly, the Skins running back says he would be a surfer if he weren’t in the NFL. Really?

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Via DC Sports Bog:

Clinton Portis is in the odd position of being at once the Redskins’ most popular and famous player, and having the biggest disrespect complex in the team’s locker room. Who exactly, besides Brian Mitchell, has been disrespecting Portis? Jason La Canfora? Mike from Rockviille? ChRiS LaRRy? Anyhow, whoever it is, Portis has a message for you:

“I think it’s eatin’ ‘em up to still see me doing it,” Portis told NBC Washington’s Dan Hellie. “You really just can’t say nothing to me, there’s nothing you can say that’s gonna have me low and down in the dumps. I can tell you check my paperwork. You know, just look at the paperwork, look at my stats, look at my grind, look at everything I’ve accomplished at 28, and I’m not even 28 yet. So you take the one year away that I got hurt, I’d be over 10,000 yards already.”

Whatever your feelings about his defensiveness, check my paperwork is a great athlete line. Unless you’re named Smiley Gonzalez.

“I don’t think there’s a harder back in the game when it comes to the grind, or the blocking, or doing the extra,” Portis also argued. “I think when I’m on the field my energy level is better than anybody in the game. That’s the way I’m gonna always feel. I’m gonna go out and I’m gonna give everything I’ve got for this team and this organization and my teammates, and when I can’t do it no more, I’ll walk away.”

In other highlights, Portis said he’d pick Tom Brady first in his fantasy league, that he would be a surfer if he weren’t in the NFL, that Jim Zorn would be an architect since “he built all the little tents,” and that if he could be with any woman for a day, he would choose Alicia Keys.

“Me and Alicia Keys in Cabo, sun setting, and she’s got a piano out on the beach, playing a good tune to me,” he said.

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NFL BALLERS TEAM UP WITH R&B DIVAS IN VIBE SHOOT

VIBE has paired up “six of the hottest NFL Players with five of R&B’s sexiest female artists”. In theory, this is a great idea. The worlds of sports and music often cross paths… and so do beautiful women and handsome athletes. But I have to say that the execution for this photoshoot was quite lacking. First, the shoot seems to have taken place at football mecca Stony Brook University. Second, the styling of the shoot is just dudes in workout/football gear with women in crazy heels/boots. LeToya Luckett, Adrienne Bailon, and Teairra Mari may all be wearing the same thigh-high boots. The guys almost seem like props… or that they should be photoshopped out. The shoot is seriously lacking in the sexy department. No wonder VIBE went out of business. Also, Will Demps isn’t even on a football team now. He’s going to have to turn part-time modeling into his full-time job. We’ve got six pictures from the shoot after the jump.

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